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HALF-HANDED CLOUD – TOOTHPASTE HORSE / I DON'T HAVE A BIB - LP •UPC: 729920167319 Label: ASTHMATIC KITTY Format: LP Release Date: June 19, 2026 In stock items ship within 48 hours John Ringhofer, the man behind Half Canded Cloud, is as joyful and frugal as his music. An economical thinker, Ringhofer prefers the subway over a taxicab, is a recycler o f plastic, a compulsive note taker, and a habitual optimist. TRACK LIST: 1. Wake Up, It's True! 2. Galloping The Mandibular Concourse 3. Still Food In Your Bowl 4. The
UPC: 729920167319
Label: ASTHMATIC KITTY
Format: LP
Release Date: June 19, 2026
In stock items ship within 48 hours
John Ringhofer, the man behind Half-Canded Cloud, is as joyful and frugal as his music. An economical thinker, Ringhofer prefers the subway over a taxicab, is a recycler o f plastic, a compulsive note-taker, and a habitual optimist.
TRACK LIST:
1. Wake Up, It's True!
2. Galloping The Mandibular Concourse
3. Still Food In Your Bowl
4. The Solemn Rite Of Wiping
5. What? Where You Going?
6. Trying To Leave With The Chatterbox
7. Floor To Ceiling
8. What Is A Living For?
9. Little Baby Bee-Bah
10. Lady ; Her Baby
11. Little Bubbles
12. Grandpop Bob Ping Pong Ball
13. Nonna Birthday Song
14. Sweetie Song
15. Aunt's Birthday
16. Four Kid Song
17. Rian's Birthdee Song
18. Little Baby Boom
19. Baby's So Nice
20. Magic Markers
21. Sometimes (Not Your Favorite)
22. Baby In Your House
23. Working Together
24. Baby Houdini
25. I Like My Baby
26. Turn The Light Off
27. I Don't Have A Bib
28. Ringhofers Abroad
29. Diaper Cover Diaper
30. The Beatles
31. Runeberg Day
32. Kinda Walking Around
33. Yogurt Song
34. Tapes
35. Hands In The Santa Gloves
36. Who Needs A Bath?
37. Going To The Playground
38. What Do I Do? Everything!
39. Blanket Fort Song
40. Popcorn Song
41. We Have A Little Baby
42. Just A Little Bit Of Pizza
43. I Don't Have A Bib (Mouse Version)
44. Welcome Baby Ringhofer
45. Hoarding Starts At Birth
46. This Must Be So
47. Pick-up Song
48. Getting Ready To Go
49. Going Pee Pee Is So Fun
50. Wash Your Hands ; Your Fingers
51. Brush Your Teeth Teeth Teeth
52. Lullaby
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★★★★★ 3
Not for powerful breeds like Rottweilers to last long, otherwise yes!
Style: L-Level 4
My 7 month old Rottie just loses patience and tries to eat the buttons. My 9 year old Rottie figures it out in 5 minutes.
This would be perfect for a less powerful dog but not sure it will keep them busy for longer than 10 minutes. Mental stimulation is very important so I’d still recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A fascinating and focused puzzle for my puppy
Style: S-Level 2
It is exactly what it is intended to do as a puzzle. My 6 months old puppy was fascinated and focused to figure it out. After 3rd time, it was too easy for him to slide them all open. It is still good for him to have fun with it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great and solid chew toy for those "eager" chewers!
Color: Blue Shark, Size: Medium, Color: Blue Shark, Size: Medium
This is a winner! Especially if your dog is an aggressive chewer. My dog is a 30 lb on the outside but on the inside is a 200 lb tiger/bear who likes to gnaw/destroy everything.
I only wish I were joking. We've had this little toy for however long now and she goes to town on it and I don't have to worry like I do with other toys. Because no pieces are falling off or breaking off and she's a happy camper. And I'm a happy camper because I'm not all up in her gnawing business.
As you see in the picture this is the perfect size for her. I think she is a mini aussiedoodle but she's approximately 30 to 33 lb of pure energy, love, sloppy kisses, and aggressive chewing.
Best toy has its me money by not having to replace more shoes and chargers of all sizes. I think it's kind of cute and she is very protective of it. As I was taking pictures to post, she came to me, got it, trotted off, and you see the end results: her with the toy, protectively holding on to it.
She loves this thing and I'm about to order another one just to have just in case. I will mention it is heavy for its size. But unless you want to knock somebody out, I wouldn't recommend throwing it. At all.
I don't think any dog smaller than her could carry it around and I don't have a scale to weigh it but this is the perfect size for her.
This truly was the best chew toy I have gotten her in about a year, and I am not exaggerating.
We are huge fans!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
good toy for heavy chewers
Color: Blue Shark, Size: Medium
My dog loves this toy. It is tough and has a nice squeak. The only thing that bothers me a bit (it doesn't bother the dog) is the plastic tail gets rough with the chewing.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Just buy it!!!!
Color: Blue Shark, Size: Medium, Color: Blue Shark, Size: Medium
5 stars so far! My beefy boy is obsessed with this toy. He’s a TOUGH chewer. It fits perfectly in his mouth and it’s definitely tough! Feels thick & sturdy, has no weird smell. He loves the squeaker and he’s been (trying) to tear it up non stop since I gave it to him! Lol. He wore himself out. Definitely ordering more. Love the different animals !
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026