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Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog T-Shirt — Funny Organic Unisex Tee

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Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog T-Shirt — Funny Organic Unisex TeeFunny Dating Tee SniffWaggleNWalk Love me, love my dog we're a package deal. 100% Ringspun Cotton 3 Colours S3XL Size Range No Side Seams Soft Ringspun Cotton Unisex Fit Printed to Order Tear Away Label Free Delivery UK, EU, US & More Looking for love? There's just one non negotiable. Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog lays your priorities out in playful hand lettering, with the word DOG spelled out in a heart packed full of little cartoon pups in

Funny Dating Tee · SniffWaggleNWalk™

Love me, love my dog — we're a package deal.

100%
Ringspun Cotton
3
Colours
S–3XL
Size Range
No
Side Seams
Soft Ringspun Cotton Unisex Fit Printed to Order Tear-Away Label Free Delivery — UK, EU, US & More

Looking for love? There's just one non-negotiable. Single But Be Warned — I Come With a Dog lays your priorities out in playful hand-lettering, with the word DOG spelled out in a heart packed full of little cartoon pups in every breed and colour. It's the perfect cheeky tee for the proudly single dog parent who knows any future partner has to pass the dog first. Soft, comfy and made to spark a smile at the dog park or on a first date.

Sets The Terms Before The First Date
Cheeky, warm and instantly readable — the joke lands the moment anyone reads it. It's a conversation-starter for the single dog lover, a knowing wink at fellow dog people, and a brilliant gift for a friend whose dog is very much the love of their life.
A Heart Full Of Every Breed
The "O" in DOG is a heart filled with colourful little dog faces — from Dachshunds and Pugs to Labradors and terriers — so whatever breed shares your sofa, there's a face in there for you. The black hand-lettering and warm colours pop beautifully on light fabric.
Soft, Comfy & Made To Wear
Made from soft ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, twill-taped shoulders for durability and no side seams so it keeps its shape wash after wash. A ribbed collar and tear-away label round out an everyday tee that's as comfortable as it is funny.
What's In The Box
  • 1 × "Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog" organic unisex t-shirt
  • Your choice of colour (White, Natural or Athletic Heather) and size (S–3XL)
  • Hand-printed to order and shipped fully tracked
Specification Detail
Fabric 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²); heather shades include polyester
Construction Twill-taped shoulders, ribbed collar, no side seams
Fit Classic unisex retail fit, crew neck, runs true to size
Colours White, Natural, Athletic Heather
Sizes S–3XL (see size chart below)
Print Direct-to-garment (DTG), printed to order
Care Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low

Size Chart (cm)

Size Width Length Sleeve
S 45.7 71.1 20.9
M 50.8 73.7 21.6
L 55.9 76.2 22.2
XL 61.0 78.7 22.9
2XL 66.0 81.3 23.5
3XL 71.1 83.8 24.1

Colour availability: White and Athletic Heather come in the full S–3XL run. Natural is available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL — if you need a 3XL, choose White or Athletic Heather.

Print-to-order: Each tee is printed just for you after you order, so allow a little handling time before it ships (see delivery below).

Light shirts only: The black lettering and colourful dog-heart only pop on a pale background, so we offer it on light colours to keep the design sharp.

✅ Right for you if…
  • You're single and your dog comes first
  • You love a cheeky dating-humour line
  • You want a soft everyday tee for walks
  • You're after a fun gift for a single dog lover
❌ Not for you if…
  • You want the design on a dark/black shirt
  • You'd prefer a subtle, text-free design
  • You need Natural in a 3XL
  • You want a plain, slogan-free tee
Pairs Well With

My Dog Thinks I'm Cool™ — another funny everyday dog-lover tee for the proudly single. Shop it →

Dog Mum™ & Dog Dad™ tees — for when the dog is officially the centre of the household. Shop Dog Mum →

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

It's a classic unisex fit that runs true to size — order what you normally wear, or size up for a roomier feel. The size chart above gives exact chest width and length in cm; for example, a 102cm / 40" chest sits comfortably in a Large.

What does the design look like?

"SINGLE" sits up top in bold 3D lettering, then "but be warned I come with a" in hand-drawn script, and "DOG" along the bottom — where the O is a heart filled with little cartoon dogs of all breeds and colours.

How do I wash it so the print lasts?

Turn it inside-out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Cared for this way, the design stays vibrant for years.

Is it a good gift?

It's a brilliant, light-hearted gift for a single friend who's devoted to their dog — funny without being rude, and soft enough that they'll actually wear it. A safe bet for any proud dog person.

How long does delivery take?

Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.

Can I return it if it's not right?

If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.

Single But Be Warned™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.

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Stephanie
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★★★★★ 5
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I loved this book! Queen of Roses is an Arthurian-inspired dark romantasy that is the first book in the Blood of Fae series. The story follows Morgan, the princess of Camelot who is rumored to be part fae. Fueled by prejudiced hatred and a mistrust of fae blood, Morgan’s abusive father strips her of her birthright and hands it to her half-brother, Arthur. Instead of becoming queen, Morgan is commanded to join the temple of the goddesses when she comes of age. However, Arthur turns into a psychopathic, power-hungry, fae-hating king as he ages. He develops malevolent plans and commands Morgan to find an ancient weapon with legendary power. Although Morgan is wary of Arthur’s intentions, she embraces the opportunity to go on a journey and potentially change her fate. The story picks up from there and we follow Morgan on her quest to find the ancient relic. It’s full of high stakes adventure, mystery, tension, banter, forced proximity, hidden magic, self discovery, and betrayal. This first installment of the series intricately develops the world building and character development. There’s little romance in this book, but it is evident that it is a slow burn that will continue to develop throughout the remainder of the series. Overall, I loved the world building, the epic fantasy, Morgan’s journey of self discovery, and all of the twists and turns that set the stage for the future installments. I can’t wait to see what happens next!
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Arthurian Fae Quest…say less.
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Ariel
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★★★★★ 3
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3 stars Thank you Netgalley and Briar Boleyn for the ARC! A camelot/king Arthur retelling with fae. I was hooked by the idea of this book immediately and was eager to jump into this world. • slow burn • enemies to lovers • who did this to you Morgan Pendragon watched her mother die by her father's hand when she was just eight years old, hiding under the bed. Morgan is believed to have the tainted blood of the fae in her veins and is cast aside so that her fathers illegitimate son, Arthur, can become the king. She's seen his cruel treatment of the fae firsthand, so when he sends her on a journey to find a fae weapon she seizes the opportunity to do more with her life. Along the way, she finds more than she could have imagined. I don't know a whole lot about King Arthur and Camelot but I had a lot of fun with this story! The plot has some similar tropes to popular romantasy books (From blood and ash) but there's enough originality here that it doesn't feel like I'm reading a copy. I liked how the fae were different in appearance than what is typical in most fantasy books I've read. In this book they have blue hair, violet skin and a wide range of other characteristics. I thought that the world building was easy to follow and I could easily immerse myself into this world. After reading the blurb I kept wondering when she was going to go on the journey to find Excalibur and it doesn't happen until around the 45% mark. The story is a bit slow at times but starts to pick up once they begin their journey to find Excalibur. The John Wick style Inn was a fun concept that I enjoyed reading about. There are a lot of similarities to this and FBAA and I would have liked to have it be a little more different, but I'm hoping book two will have the story turn into something of its own. Overall I enjoyed reading this story and I'm looking forward to reading book two especially after that ending.
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