SKU: 44468953334

Does Undeath Make Me Look Thin? - Unisex Tee

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Does Undeath Make Me Look Thin? - Unisex TeeBeing undead never looked so good! Channel your inner lich with this tee from the mind of Ed Greenwood. And no, honey, you don't look thin. You're beautiful just the way you are. You just might want to do something about that necrosis. It's giving "zombie". This t shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed

Being undead never looked so good! Channel your inner lich with this tee from the mind of Ed Greenwood. And no, honey, you don't look thin. You're beautiful just the way you are. You just might want to do something about that necrosis. It's giving "zombie".

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • 30 singles
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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EU GPSR-Related Product Information

  • Age restrictions: For adults
  • EU Warranty: 2 years
  • In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ManyRealms LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 888 Southwest 5th Avenue, 1600 Pioneer Tower, Portland, OR 97204, United States or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 32 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 79-86
S 71.1 45.7 86-94
M 73.7 50.8 96-104
L 76.2 55.9 106-114
XL 78.7 61 116-124
2XL 81.3 66 127-135
3XL 83.8 71.1 137-145
4XL 86.4 76.2 147-155
5XL 88.9 81.3 157-165

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Cf637
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Long lasting and the dogs really like them
Color: 1PC-Beef-Red
I purchased these over a year ago and they are still standing up to 2 heavy chewers and a medium dog.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
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David w.
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
For aggressive chewers means just that!
Color: 1PC-Beef-Red
Large size means large. Very well constructed and made for the aggressive chewer I have at home.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
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Tatoani
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 3
Not completely indestructible but definitely long-lasting with plastic bits everywhere
Color: 1PC-Beef-Red
It's destructible it just takes a long time and tons of tiny little plastic pieces everywhere and even in your dog's stomach would not recommend due to wear and tear on dog's teeth and the plastic chips off.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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Audrey Davis
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Product!!!
Color: 1PC-Beef-Red
This is the first toy my dog has not demolished. I need to buy more just like it just in case something happens to this one. It's worth every bit of the money I spent on it.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
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Nobunny
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Yes, it will get destroyed. No, it isn't a waste of your money.
Style: Animal Sound, Size: Medium
Okay, I just wanted to say I've bought this item three times even tho my huge super chewer dogs inevitably destroy it, and here's why: It's NOT a chew toy! Pretty much *ANY* toy will not survive a strong chewer unless it is made from an indestructible material, and indestructible materials are often dangerous for doggy teeth. The noises this thing makes entices dogs to be extra violent on it. The trick is, you need to supervise them with the toy and if they move from chasing/bouncing it to "gnawing furiously" remove it and replace it with a safe treat toy to chew on (like a rawhide or antler, or a kong stuffed with frozen/difficult to remove treats) to satisfy their chewing needs on a safer item. This will extend the life of the toy. This way, the only damage it takes is from them mouthing/throwing it, which is what it is designed to withstand. This method is the only safe way to play with just about any play toy if you have SUPER chewers. There are many toys out there that will last longer, however, this one makes noise and that is super valuable to enrich your dogs' life. In essence, you're paying (insert current price of this item) to get several hours of SUPERVISED play time out of this toy over the course of several months. As far as noise makers go, this is only one of two toys I have found to hold up long enough to be worth the price. Go for it.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2015

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