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Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Dual Density Silicone Cock in OrangeThrowing it back to the good ol' 90's with a shade that can only be described as shocking (in a good way!), let's talk about the 7. 5" Neo Elite. In the brightest of neon orange, this dildo will light up your bedside table drawer with no problem at all, but when it's headed toward your favorite sweet spot, Neo really shines! Coming in seriously handy during all sorts of playtime penetration scenarios and general erotic merriment, Neo is sleek,
Throwing it back to the good ol' 90's with a shade that can only be described as shocking (in a good way!), let's talk about the 7.5" Neo Elite. In the brightest of neon orange, this dildo will light up your bedside table drawer with no problem at all, but when it's headed toward your favorite sweet spot, Neo really shines!Coming in seriously handy during all sorts of playtime penetration scenarios and general erotic merriment, Neo is sleek, realistically shaped, and features a nice big base perfect for pegging and strap-on play. You can enjoy the ultra plushy length as deeply as desired thanks to that base - when zeroing in on inner sweet spots, Neo won't slip too far.
If you're wondering about the term 'dual density' in Neo's title, that refers to a totally unique texture. Soft and squeezable at the surface, Neo's core is nice and firm, mimicking the feel of a real hard cock. Sound good? It feels even better!
Fitting most strap-on and pegging systems, Neo's round flexible base is easily compatible with many O-ring harnesses and strap-on configured garments/play gear.
In platinum grade silicone that's 100% body safe and completely hypoallergenic, Neo Elite cleans easily and thoroughly using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any favorite water based lubricant - please don't be tempted to use a silicone based lube, as it could damage your Neo.
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Five Stars
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Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2014
★★★★★ 5
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i cant wait to read it!!!!!
It came in great condition just like the ones I bought in australia
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2009
★★★★★ 3
not as funny as others
the other simpsons libary of wisdom books are better. but still a fun read and good for the price. Moe
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2013
★★★★★ 5
One of the funniest books...ever
Comic Book Guy is my favorite non-Simpsons family character on the show so this book was worth it CBG takes a stab at all of the fun things that come with being a practioner of the "geekly arts" from what to do on a date to his top movie lines A CLASSIC & FUNNY READ!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2011
★★★★★ 5
Awesome book that any Simpsons or Comic Book Guy fan's ...
Awesome book that any Simpsons or Comic Book Guy fan's will absolutely love!!! Very small but packed with lots of information!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2015