Need an Alibi (Tumbler) - Ships Free!

Need an Alibi (Tumbler) - Ships Free!"I Dont Need Closure, I Need an Alibi" because sometimes, its not about moving on, its about making sure no one can prove you did it. This mug features a sweet looking girl with a knife and a grin that screams Ill take care of itbecause who needs emotional closure when youve got a solid alibi? It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. Sip in style, stay unbothered. This insulated tumbler brings the heat

"I Don’t Need Closure, I Need an Alibi" - because sometimes, it’s not about moving on, it’s about making sure no one can prove you did it.

This mug features a sweet-looking girl with a knife and a grin that screams “I’ll take care of it”—because who needs emotional closure when you’ve got a solid alibi?

It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

Sip in style, stay unbothered. This insulated tumbler brings the heat (or the chill) with a pop of color and zero apologies. Hydration? Yeah, but make it fierce.

• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz. (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 4″ × 7.2″ (10.1 cm × 18.2 cm)
• Includes straw and lid
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Disclaimer:
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
• Not leak-proof. To prevent potential leaks, we recommend keeping the tumbler upright at all times.

This product’s made just for you, starting the moment you smash that buy button... which means it takes a little longer to slide into your hands. Add about 3–4 days for us to print and let the ink dry on top of the usual shipping estimate. We do things on demand because we’re not about that overproduction life; mass manufacturing is cringe, and the planet’s already full of stuff no one asked for. So, thanks for making a smart (and lowkey iconic) choice.