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Description
Calm the F*** Down Candle | White Sage & Lavender Soy CandleCalm Without the Coddling When your brain wont shut up and everyone needs something from you, light this and reclaim your nervous system. Calm teh F*** Down blends clean white sage with soft, herbal lavender to clear mental clutter and calm frazzled energy without knocking you out. The scent is grounding, herbal, and quietly steady designed to help you pull yourself back together when everything feels like too much. This isnt sleepy time lavender.
Calm Without the Coddling
When your brain won’t shut up and everyone needs something from you, light this and reclaim your nervous system.
Calm teh F*** Down blends clean white sage with soft, herbal lavender to clear mental clutter and calm frazzled energy without knocking you out. The scent is grounding, herbal, and quietly steady — designed to help you pull yourself back together when everything feels like too much.
This isn’t sleepy-time lavender.
This is functional calm.
Light it when you’re overwhelmed, overstimulated, or one more notification away from snapping.
Why You’ll Love It
• Grounds frazzled energy without dulling your edge
• Herbal, clean scent that feels like a deep exhale
• Perfect for work-from-home stress, late afternoons, and “I need quiet” moments
Details
11 oz | 100% Soy Wax | Cotton Wick
Phthalate-Free | Medium Throw | ≈ 60 hr Burn
Eco-Friendly | Cruelty-Free | Hand-Poured in Small Batches
Customer Vibe Check:
“Like therapy, but cheaper and smells better.”
Add to cart and get your nervous system back online.
About the Jar
These square glass jars once housed the crystals in our brick-and-mortar shop — shelves full of stories, intentions, and years of community energy. Giving them a second life as candles felt like the right kind of magic: grounded, sustainable, and a little sentimental. Each one is cleaned, repurposed, and poured by hand, carrying both warmth and history forward.
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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