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Patches Bloom Guardian! - Patchy Weighted Flatbottom Tongue Monster

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Patches Bloom Guardian! - Patchy Weighted Flatbottom Tongue MonsterPatches Bloom Guardian! Patches Bloom Guardian is a wonderful, unique, and adorable Flat Bottomed Tongue Monster made from many patches of multi color faux fur with super soft, black Beaver faux fur fabric accents. She has two very large black safety eyes, two soft blue lips, and a bright pink tongue made from dimpledot minky fabric. She spends her time gazing up at the tallest blooms in her garden, her favorites being sunflowers, hibiscus, and

Patches Bloom Guardian! 🥰

Patches Bloom Guardian is a wonderful, unique, and adorable Flat-Bottomed Tongue Monster made from many patches of multi-color faux fur with super soft, black Beaver faux fur fabric accents. She has two very large black safety eyes, two soft blue lips, and a bright pink tongue made from dimpledot minky fabric. She spends her time gazing up at the tallest blooms in her garden, her favorites being sunflowers, hibiscus, and peonies. She would love to be your new best friend!

Approximate weight: 4 pounds

Approximate height: 14 inches

Approximate cuteness: SO FLIPPIN' CUTE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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Mark
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Suit looks great for fun formal events
Size: X-Large, Color: Green
The style and fit are great. I did notice a white thread in the shoulder poking out. I used a marker to darken it so it was not noticeable but other than that this suit really looks great. We have a music event in a couple of weeks that I am wearing this to and think it will delight as a sharp but different. I was also happy that it did not require alterations, sleeve length was on spot and everything fit great (XL) also this is a slim fit but I am not that slim and it fit nicely on me. As long as it doesn't disintegrate during the event I will consider this money well spent.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2025
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Lis George
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Very stylish & tailored fit
Size: Small, Color: Pink
My husband purchased this suit as a “flower-bro” at my sister’s wedding. Unfortunately the color theme for the wedding was changed so he had to change it out which I was sad about because it fit him very well and looked great! The quality was good and the fit looked tailored.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Loved
Size: Small, Color: Sliver, Size: Small, Color: Sliver
Loved it. Fit well, sizing was good, however think I could have gotten my son the next size down. We ended up buy a smaller size pants.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
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Brittany
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Beat tuxedo ever !!!
Size: Large, Color: Royal Blue
So beautiful. The texture, design, and quality.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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Donna G
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Suit.
Size: Large, Color: Sliver
Great well fitting suit.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026

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