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George Cloudwatcher! - Weighted Flatbottom Tongue Monster

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George Cloudwatcher! - Weighted Flatbottom Tongue MonsterGeorge Cloudwatcher! George Cloudwatcher is a wonderful, weighted Tongue Monster with a flat bottom and jointless limbs. Which, I gotta say, was pretty nice for the process of putting him together. Not once today did I hear Mom say, "Minion!" and demand that I finish setting doll joints. Mom came up with his design out of the blue and totally not because we ran out of doll joints, and I kept forgetting to order them. She has this talent for thinking

George Cloudwatcher! 🥰

George Cloudwatcher is a wonderful, weighted Tongue Monster with a flat bottom and jointless limbs. Which, I gotta say, was pretty nice for the process of putting him together. Not once today did I hear Mom say, "Minion!" and demand that I finish setting doll joints. 😆 Mom came up with his design out of the blue and totally not because we ran out of doll joints, and I kept forgetting to order them. 😅 She has this talent for thinking of something she wants to make, telling me about it, and then bugging me until I cut it out for her. So that's pretty good! 😆 The body for this chonky baby was modeled after the one she did for Wendell, in that I just kinda cut the bottoms off the regular Tongue Monster body panels and made a circle for his butt. She also wanted feet and hands like Griff's, but with much shorter legs. She is a great fan of the dangle leg. 🥰 She also randomly decided that she wanted bat ears like Elmer Peaches', and a lip. She was working on George while I took lunch up to David, and I received a picture of George right after I pulled up into our parking pad. I flat-out squealed when I saw him!!! 🥰 He is just so freaking adorable!!! 🥰🥰🥰

I took George Cloudwatcher out for a short walk this afternoon to see if we could find any clouds in the sky (they are, of course, his very favorite). Unfortunately, George happened to come about on the one day recently when the sky was completely blue! He had a good time climbing in one of the little evergreens along the bike path and pointing out a plane to me, which he thought was pretty awesome, but not nearly as awesome as clouds. Even though he had a good time, he was a little disappointed that we didn't find any clouds to watch. I gave him a big hug and told him that when he found his home, his new family could take him out to watch clouds! This made him feel much better and very excited about the prospect of having a home of his own. 🥰

George Cloudwalker was made with oversized, offset-pupil gray eyes that gaze up at the sky, which inspired his last name. He looks like he's always leaning back to take in the clouds and anything else that might be lazing its way through the sky. He was made with shaggy red-orange faux fur with oyster Beaver accents. He has one scraggly tooth poking up from his lip and a very small tail, which was hard to capture in photos for this listing. HE ALSO HAS A BUMPY RED TONGUE THAT IS SUPER SOFT! He contains over two pounds of glass weighting beads and is stuffed to the brim with polyester fiberfill. He would love to come home to be your new bestest buddy! 🥰

Approximate weight: 4 pounds

Approximate height: 14 inches

Approximate cuteness: SO FLIPPIN' CUTE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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