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Not Your Mother's Goose

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Not Your Mother's GooseNot Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying

Not Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories -- if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels to Pinocchio succumbing to a lengthy battle with Dutch Elm Disease. Mix in illustrations reminiscent of Gary Larson's classic Far Side cartoons, and you're left with a madcap read that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin's Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty's Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk--in FarmVille).



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Crd Press
Published: 08/26/2015
ISBN: 9780990964407
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.35lbs
Size: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.15d
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Sheree Moskow
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy!
Color: Blue
This is great and the dog loves it!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
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Jim
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 1
NOT for aggressive chewers.
Color: Blue, Color: Blue
Bruce had the stuffing out of this thing less than 5 minutes after handing it to him. This is not for aggressive chewers. Toys from the Dollar Tree have lasted longer than this thing. And now they want to charge me a buck to return it. I'll just let him finish shredding it. Maybe what's left will keep him entertained for a couple of hours.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2026
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LoraK8
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
loved it
Color: Blue
My pit mix LOVED this thing. We destuffed it and ripped an arm off but she still loves it
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026
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crf
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Beautiful toy.
Color: Blue
I bought three. My pugs didnt like it. I gave 1 to neighbors dog(a terrier) lasted 3 days before tore apart. I gave my pugs toys to terrier. Liked it but came apart.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 1
Not the least bit durable
Color: Blue
This is not durable! My pup had a hole in it in 5 minutes and a leg torn off in 3 days. He is not an aggressive chewer even....typically we have to replace toys because the squeaker has died, never because he tore it out!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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