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Candyprints Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Assorted Flavors

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Candyprints Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Assorted FlavorsAttention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day! This 25 pack of tart, penis shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown. But wait, there's more! These

Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!

This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.

But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults. They're perfect for:

• Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks)

• Filling your piñata with a surprise'll make your guests say, "Oh my!"

• Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they're a total tool

So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can't take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.

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I usually wear 11.5's, but I buy 1/2 size smaller to accommodate for stretch. Leather relaxes.
Size: 11, Color: Burgundy Polished Full Grain
5 STARS: These shoes are awesome. I keep coming back for more. I have major foot problems, have tried all kinds of shoes, orthotics, and inserts... but believe it or not, these shoes work better than any of that stuff. I wear them daily. I buy lots of them, for home, for church, and I'm getting my first pair of J&M boots today, for winters in Indiana... Brrrr
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George Harris
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 3
To small
I had to ship back because the first step I took i knew they were to tight. Great looking casual shoe that I might revisit in a larger size eventually.
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Chelsea, US
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Great Shoe
Size: 10, Color: White Napa Leather
Super comfortable. Great looking shoe. Great fitting shoe. I will definitely order again.
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