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Blitzen Trapper: Holy Smokes Future Jokes - VINYL LP

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Blitzen Trapper: Holy Smokes Future Jokes - VINYL LPTitle: Holy Smokes Future Jokes Artist: Blitzen Trapper Label: Yep Roc Records Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 634457272514 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2020 09 25 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: DIGITAL DOWNLOAD CARD Vinyl LP pressing. Includes digital download. 2020 release. Singer songwriters have been tackling existential questions about life and death since time immemorial' or at least the 1960s. But when it came to Blitzen Trapper's newest

Title: Holy Smokes Future Jokes
Artist: Blitzen Trapper
Label: Yep Roc Records
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 634457272514
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2020-09-25
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: DIGITAL DOWNLOAD CARD

Vinyl LP pressing. Includes digital download. 2020 release. Singer-songwriters have been tackling existential questions about life and death since time immemorial' or at least the 1960s. But when it came to Blitzen Trapper's newest album, Holy Smokes Future Jokes, front man Eric Earley looked beyond mere existence - or even the end of it - to contend with grander cosmic explorations: namely, the intermediate period between a person's separate lives on earth, 'and what it means to escape the cycle of birth and rebirth,' he explains. Inspired by George Saunders' 2017 experimental tome, Lincoln in the Bardo and the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Earley's lyrics take the listener on a wild and dramatic journey through rivers of waist-high water in the aftermath of a tragic car wreck and the hazy morning before a murderous moment, and from getting blitzed to the point of extinction inside a masonic temple to a stop for chips and dip before the apocalypse.

Tracks:
1.1 Baptismal
1.2 Bardo's Light (Ouija, Ouija)
1.3 Don't Let Me Run
1.4 Magical Thinking
1.5 Masonic Temple Microdose #1
1.6 Requiem
1.7 Holy Smokes Future Jokes
1.8 Sons and Unwed Mothers
1.9 Dead Billie Jean
1.10 Hazy Morning
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