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The Pit Dweller

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The Pit DwellerMulti tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F. B. I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the days ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices. Fear not, Prospective Reader, this aint no

Multi-tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsÑa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F.B.I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the dayÕs ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices.

Fear not, Prospective Reader, this ainÕt no book Õbout some dude livinÕ in a hole.

It's about a guyÉ No. No-no, itÕs more than that.

The Pit Dweller forges a deeply personal relationship between you, [insert your name here], and its many charactersÑall shapes, sizes, varieties and backgroundsÑas they inspect the hole within themselves and strive to fill the void with whatever fits, matching all those sharp-edged nooks and odd-shaped crannies. Ah, [your name goes here], life ainÕt so easy, though. Is it? It tends to throw unexpected, dark shadows across the worn path, some shaped like a comical bear and some just downright grizzly.

Written by David Charles Matthews, The Pit Dweller wrestled its dreamy way into existence after rousing its author from a deep sleep, induced by the previous eveningÕs devouring of two huge helpings of shrimp stew andÑadmittedlyÑway too much garlic bread.

ÒHIS BEST EVER. Matthews went the distance on this one. The Pit Dweller not only takes THE TIPPY-TOP SPOT in the character-driven, dad-brained crime-comÕ-romÕ-dramÕ genre, it takes the cake, adds some sprinkles and serves it up on a paper plateÑthe high-quality kind, not that cheap stuffÑwith a tiny cup of Blue Bell Dutch-chocolate ice cream and a small tongue-depressor-of-a-spoon. Grab a slice, take a cup and savor the jocular journey. AN INSTANT NON-DAIRY, GLUTEN-FREE, NON-OCCULT CLASSIC.Ó

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Kelly
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
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Flavor Name: Bacon & Chicken, Size: X-Large
My dogs love to chew these and they are long lasting
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Chicken flavor mild kinda just taste spicy plastic but flaverfade quickly. It off-white more than white but it look mostly like picture otherwise. hard and durable but nit hurt teeth. Medium suggested for average human.
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Lexington, US
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Flavor Name: Bacon, Size: Medium
Great dog toy, long lasting
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Marie Phillips
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
Tough Chewer Approved but Not a Forever Toy
Flavor Name: Original, Size: X-Large
I do like this toy for what it is meant to do. It is definitely built for strong chewers and holds up way better than softer toys that get destroyed in minutes. The texture keeps dogs interested and gives them something to really work on, which helps with boredom and can support dental cleaning through chewing. It is one of those “finally something that lasts a bit” kind of toys for heavy chewers. That said, it is not something you just toss in and forget about forever. Like most hard nylon toys, it will wear down over time and should be checked regularly for rough edges or changes in shape. Some dogs will also go through it faster depending on how intense their chewing style is, so replacement will eventually be needed. Girl, this is one of those “it survives the chaos better than most, but you still need to keep an eye on it” situations.
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★★★★★ 5
The Remote Worker's Savior
Flavor Name: Bacon, Size: Medium
If you're like me, trying to balance deadlines and Zoom meetings while your furry co-worker incessantly nudges you for attention, then listen up because I've found the ultimate secret weapon: the Nylabone Chew Dog Toy. Trust me, it's a game-changer that will keep your dog busy and your productivity soaring. Picture this: you're knee-deep in spreadsheets, buried in emails, and your dog is bouncing around like a furry tornado, demanding playtime. Enter the Nylabone Power Chew, the superhero of dog toys that saves the day. Its durability is off the charts, my friends. It can withstand a full day of canine chewing fury, leaving your furniture unscathed and your dog blissfully entertained. But here's where the magic happens. This toy isn't just tough; it's also infused with a bacon flavor that sends your dog's taste buds into a frenzy. It's like having a bacon-scented office right in your home! As your dog sinks their teeth into this baconlicious wonder, their focus shifts from your keyboard to their newfound chewy delight. Suddenly, the tug-of-war with your important documents becomes a distant memory. Now, let's talk about the beauty of this toy's distraction power. With the Nylabone Power Chew in play, your dog becomes engrossed in their chewy mission. They're occupied, happily gnawing away, while you conquer your work tasks like a true champion. It's like having a personal assistant who doesn't interrupt you every five minutes with a squeaky toy demand. But don't be fooled by its functionality; the Nylabone Power Chew brings more than just peace and quiet. It brings laughter and joy to your work-from-home routine. Watching your pup go to town on this bacon-infused wonder is like having a built-in comedy show right in your home office. It's the perfect stress relief during those never-ending conference calls. And let's not forget the Nylabone brand's commitment to quality. This chew toy is built to last, crafted with non-toxic materials that keep your beloved furry friend safe and sound. It's like having a reliable coworker who never lets you down. So, my fellow remote workers, if you're desperate for a productivity boost and a furry coworker who won't pester you all day long, the Nylabone Chew Dog Toy is your secret weapon. It's a dog toy miracle that keeps your pup happily occupied while you conquer the work world. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a harmonious work-from-home environment. Trust me, you'll wonder how you ever survived without it!
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