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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope

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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate HorrorscopeThe Ultimate Horrorscope Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs. Use it to Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination Avoid dating complete scum Keep current boyfriends husbands in their places Keep conversation going at dinner parties And much, much more

The Ultimate Horrorscope

Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs.

Use it to... -Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men - Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination - Avoid dating complete scum - Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their places - Keep conversation going at dinner parties - And much, much more

Discover who you are destined not to date...
A match made in heaven or the relationship from hell? Find out which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce, or death - Are you good enough for a LEO? - Can you put up with PISCES? - Will you get along with GEMINI? - Do you have the skills necessary to cope with VIRGO? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future.

Now men will cringe when you ask them what their star signs are



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: St. Martins Press-3PL
Published: 09/05/2000
ISBN: 9780312284862
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 8.40h x 5.50w x 0.60d

Review Citations: Publishers Weekly 01/21/2002 pg. 74
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Good chew tolerance and the pup loves it
Color: Yellow Lion
Our dog (20 lb Lassapoo) has had the lion toy since Christmas morning; so far so good. She loves it. Would suggest one of the alternative variants instead of the lion. The long mane hairs are easily pulled off and could be swallowed.
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Dog was just love the squeaker. It has two one on each end so my two puppies can both play with it at the same time they like to wrestle and play tug-of-war. They are getting much enjoyment out of it and exercise. It’s a very good product. I would buy it again highly recommend it.
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Great quality, durable and soft
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My dog is obsessed with this toy. One of his favorites. It’s durable and soft.
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waste of money, not indestructible, poor quality mess
Color: Grey Elephant
not at all indestructible. i have an average chewer dog at best, the guts were all over the floor in less than a minute and the squeaky part was out in less than four. felt like an insanely misleading advertisement. "for aggressive chewers, indestructible." massive waste of money. def don't recommend. Cheap quality, I think a lap dog would have ripped it apart in no time at all as well.
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