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Creature Cocks Jurassic Dock Dinosaur Silicone DildoWant to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate free, body safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counter balance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a
Want to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate-free, body-safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counter-balance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a realistic-looking dong and head. Have fun with this dino! Place it on your desk or shelf, give it a name, hide it among other dinosaur toys, and let it blend into the herd! Or use it as a sexy toy, too! The shaft is firm and flexible so you can enjoy riding it as you grab onto the tail and legs! This dino creature is designed as entertaining decoration that you can keep or give as a gag gift, and also as a personal pleasure toy, too! Use only with water-based lubricants. Wash with warm water and mild soap, then rinse off and spray it with a toy cleaner after each use. Let air dry. You run down the jungle hill, nearly tripping on roots as you sprint to the nearest hiding place. You hear the bone-chilling roar of the T-rex in the distance. The earth shakes with each step it takes. You watch the ripples form in the puddles nearby as its feet stomp the ground. Your get lucky this time. The sounds get farther away, and the the ripples in the puddles disappear. You sigh in relief. The danger is gone. A chirp comes from behind the giant fern you're crouched by. You peer through the leaves and look for the source. You hear it again, a cute little sound that's sharp and shrill. Then you hear more behind you, and spin around. A tiny dinosaur hops up towards you. You reach out to pet its head and in shock you realize it looks like a man's rodb & "How strange! What could this be for? How do they eat?" Then another pops up, and another, until a small herd is hopping towards you with their long necks waving and searching for you! You realize this may not be as harmless as it seemed originally, and start to back up, but now there's hundreds jumping on top of you! They are finding their way between your clothing, seeking your skin, finding the hottest parts of you! Then they dive inside and you scream as several little dino-dongs scrape and wrestle to get inside! Measurements: Overall length: 10 inches. Insertable length: 5 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches. Materials: Silicone Color: Green, blue Note: Can be used as a novelty item or personal toy. Key Features: Fantasy Dildo: This green and blue Jurassic dong has a long tail for balance, heavy balls, big legs, and a curved shaft with a realistic head! Premium Silicone: Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium silicone. Use with water-based lubricants only. Gag Gift: This dickosaurus is the perfect gag gift to bring a smile or laugh to your friend or coworker! Firm and Flexible: Designed with a firm, flexible shaft, it's also great for a ride!Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
Funny yet good bottle opener
Size: One Size, Style: Bottle Opener
Nice rubber grip. It would be better if the metal part was one inch longer, but still very functional.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The right tool for the job.
Size: One Size, Style: Bottle Opener, Size: One Size, Style: Bottle Opener
This is the tool you want. It is exceptionally functional, well made (made in the USA, if that matters to you), and beautiful in the way that quality tools are. The thing that really sets this tool apart is that it correctly balances form vs. function: a heavy duty build (as is the point when buying a bottle opener built by a tool company) without its use as a bottle opener (as is the point when buying ANY bottle opener) being negatively impacted by said build. I also bought the Craftsman bottle cap wrench, which, in my opinion, is hugely successful as feeling like a heavy duty tool and something of a failure as a bottle opener. It's so large and heavy, it has equal mass to the bottle you're opening. Imagine your buddy who has had one too many wielding a 12 oz. steel wrench over your tile floor, countertop, toes, etc. and you'll get the idea.
Lastly, the engraving and materials on this Klein tool are so attractive I had to build it a custom wall mount instead of hiding it away in a drawer or tool chest. I will be buying a second for the office.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2016
★★★★★ 5
Solid Quality
Size: One Size, Style: Bottle Opener, Size: One Size, Style: Bottle Opener
Solid quality!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Crack them bottles with Klein
Size: One Size, Style: Bottle Opener
Use regular for bottled coke. Comes in handy!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 12, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Good Tool
Size: One Size, Style: Bottle Opener
This thing is great at opening bottles, and it has a Klein handle. Perfect for the electrician in your life, even if that's yourself. I had to knock off a star because the handle is not quite as good as other Klein tools. The plastic is not as clear. The TIP-IDENT bottlecap marking is off-center and not fully printed. The bottle opener sticks out at a slight angle. This does not affect the performance, but it does detract from the novelty somewhat.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2023