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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing Tales from a Jehovah's Witness UpbringingRaised as a Jehovah's Witness, Kyria Abrahams's childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery catastrophe; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boards even if they were manufactured by Parker Brothers were portals to hell. . When Kyria turned eighteen, she found herself married to a man she didn't love,
Raised as a Jehovah's Witness, Kyria Abrahams's childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery catastrophe; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boards--even if they were manufactured by Parker Brothers--were portals to hell. . When Kyria turned eighteen, she found herself married to a man she didn't love, with adultery her only way out. "Disfellowshipped" and exiled from the only world she'd ever known, Kyria realized that the only people who could save her were the very sinners she had prayed would be smitten by God's wrath. Written with scorching wit and deep compassion, I'm Perfect, You're Doomed manages to be hilarious about the ironic absurdity of growing up believing that nothing matters because everything's about to be destroyed..Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Touchstone Books
Published: 12/01/2010
ISBN: 9781416556862
Pages: 352
Weight: 1.14lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.79d
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★★★★★ 5
Remote control case
Color: Brown, Size: Large
It really looks very luxurious looking and it also which I needed it holds my cell phone
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 4
GREAT REMOTE HOLDER BUT BEWARE OF POSSIBLE STRONG PERFUMY SCENT!
Color: Black, Size: Small
This is a very nicely made and attractive remote holder, perfect for my storage and organizational needs. It is a good value for the money. The only reason I did not give it 5 stars is that the small pack that was in the holder to prevent moisture had a very strong perfumy smell that gave me a headache even after I removed it and left it in a place away from me to air out for over a week. I can still smell it, although it seems to be gradually fading. I would have returned it and ordered another but figured I would get the same situation so it would not be worth the trouble.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Good product
Color: Black, Size: Small
So far so good. It has enough spots for remotes, seems to be good quality and works well. Its staggered height of the pockets works great and looks fine on the end table.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Perfect remote organizer.
Color: Brown, Size: Small
Works better than I expected. Perfect size. No more looking for remotes. Mad well.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great remote organizer
Color: Brown, Size: Small
Great product. I would highly recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2026