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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & Soap

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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & SoapRich Bitch Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way. The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it

Rich Bitch / Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds

  • The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away...then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way.
  • The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it every single time, don't you?
  • The Dachshund whom will not take one step on her own at a dog park. The idea that you would expect her to actually mingle with THOSE common dogs is so repulsive to her, she literally trembles with horror, rage and disgust. You should know better.


    • Dachshund     Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Dog Shampoo moisturizes as it cleanses the coat of any residue, clarifies and nurtures your Dachshund's coat. Whether your Dachshund is the sleekest of smooth coats, the most opulent of long coats or is dressed for success to impress in their wire-coat, Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Shampoos will perform perfectly.

    As any shampoo for Dachshund should. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the exact same hard-working shampoo and soap, just different labels. And of course, both are great for the Drama Dude Dachshund!

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    Kimberly B
    Natrona Heights, US
    ★★★★★ 4
    not bad
    Format: Kindle
    I loved the plot of this book. The characters just didn’t have a lot of depth. The connections and “love” just weren’t communicated very well in the writing. The author didn’t write the sweet psycho trope very well at all either. Lachlan was just a mess of a character.
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    Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2023
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    Carmen Alicea
    Charlottesville, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    A Beta Worth Rooting For
    Format: Kindle
    In Spare, Violet Fox flips the omegaverse on its head, giving us a Beta heroine determined to make her mark. Joining the Beta Trials to support her sick father, she's thrown into a pack that doesn't want her, especially the possessive Alphas. But here's the twist: their sweet Omega turns out to be her scent match. Cue the angst, forbidden tension, and a slow-burn romance that will make your heart ache in the best way. Violet Fox delivers an emotional, refreshing take on the genre, proving Betas aren't "spares." They're stars.
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    Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2025
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    C. Hunter
    Battle Creek, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Beta, Alpha, Omega oh my!
    Format: Kindle
    Omegas are precious and given to Alphas & their packs... but the Betas want in too. To this end, the Beta government is rolling out its trial of assigning a Beta to each Alpha-Omega pack. But forcing a Beta into a pack where they are not wanted will not end well... Of course, no one expected the Omega to fall for the assigned Beta. Great read and cliffhanger
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    Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2025
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    B. Stubby
    Belleville, US
    ★★★★★ 3
    A familiar story, just with…..less.
    Format: Kindle
    So, as other reviewers make clear, this is very similar to Pack Darling and The Beta. It’s much closer aligned with The Beta, in plot and maybe more like Pack Darling with characters. That being said, I don’t hate this…..but it wasn’t great either. It’s both books mentioned but just….less. Less angst, less emotion, less feeling. The plot feels very half fleshed out, and the “bad guy” feels underwhelming. I didn’t really feel any real emotions from and of the male leads, except maybe Oliver. The others fell sorta flat for me. And Mika makes herself out to be this big bad ass straight outta training and then we never see it from here again with the one fitting room incident as the exception. SPOILER: The whole, “Oh, I’m actually probably an Omega, but I don’t wanna be but I do actually wanna be but no one can ever know my secret that I do nothing to hide “ thing fell so flat. She never commutes to believing she was secretly an omega, but also mentions her “secret” a lot. It just felt so manufactured. I’m intrigued enough to read part 2 and see how the author closes everything out, but this is not one I’ll recommend or ever come back to.
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    Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2024
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    Ashley Morgan
    Massapequa, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    ABSOLUTELY A MUST for Omegaverse Girls!!!
    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Jillian West and her books!!! I’m so happy I already bought book two and now I have to buy the others for the Assurance Security series!! Not gonna lie Val kind of annoyed me at the beginning but she grew on me!! Her men are chef’s kisses!!! Holt annoys me some but I can let it slide. I already bought part two so I’m going to be reading that in between work phone calls!!!! DON’T TELL MY BOSS 😂😂😂😂
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    Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2025

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