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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & Soap

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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & SoapRich Bitch Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way. The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it

Rich Bitch / Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds

  • The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away...then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way.
  • The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it every single time, don't you?
  • The Dachshund whom will not take one step on her own at a dog park. The idea that you would expect her to actually mingle with THOSE common dogs is so repulsive to her, she literally trembles with horror, rage and disgust. You should know better.

  • Dachshund
    Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Dog Shampoo moisturizes as it cleanses the coat of any residue, clarifies and nurtures your Dachshund's coat. Whether your Dachshund is the sleekest of smooth coats, the most opulent of long coats or is dressed for success to impress in their wire-coat, Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Shampoos will perform perfectly.

    As any shampoo for Dachshund should. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the exact same hard-working shampoo and soap, just different labels. And of course, both are great for the Drama Dude Dachshund!

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    Kindle Customer
    West Palm Beach, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Get the biggest ones
    Size: 2 Pack Pocket Size
    It saves my dry mouth. My medications cause dry mouth. I keep one in my purse at all times.
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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    Sandilou
    Belleville, US
    ★★★★★ 1
    Not worth it for 1/2 oz total liquid and no spray.
    Size: 2 Pack Pocket Size
    This is a teeny-tiny bottle and it came with no sprayer! Just a screw off lid! Now I have to drive to Kohl's to return it. What a rip-off. There are only two, just 1/4 ounce each. Total deception. Can you tell I'm upset!???
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    Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
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    A. Johnson
    Houston, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Relief
    Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 1)
    FINALLY something that gives me some relief, for a while. Its not perfect, but l love rubbing it in my mouth… feels good. I have Sjögrens, so anything l find that works for a while, l am greatful
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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    Kathy Crossley
    Bozeman, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    It works
    Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 1)
    Because of cancer, my mouth does not produce saliva at night while I'm sleeping. This product helps a lot, it could have a more spearmint taste, but it works
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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    Lynne Zimmerman
    Houston, US
    ★★★★★ 1
    Mouth BURNING!!!
    Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 2)
    Burning sensation??!! I’m sorry I bought this as I’m going to throw it away!!!
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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