Pay in installments of $3.61 with
,
and
Shipping Estimate
USA
- USA
- CAN
- USA
- CAN
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Sep 1 - Sep 6
Promo Codes Available:
For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15
Description
Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World MythologyFrom the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms All our lives, we've been fed watered down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O'Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD , sets the stories straight.
From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms All our lives, we've been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified...wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O'Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD , sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. Did you know? Cronus liked to eat babies. Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate. Odin got construction discounts with bestiality. Isis had bad taste in jewelry. Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy. And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: - Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. - The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. - The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties...on the corpses of their enemies. - The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. And there's more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Tarcherperigee
Published: 03/05/2013
ISBN: 9780399160400
Pages: 289
Weight: 0.55lbs
Size: 7.90h x 4.40w x 0.70d
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
4.3 ★★★★★
Based on 25 reviews
Sort
Product Reviews
★★★★★ 5
I love this stuff!
Style: Kids SPF 50 Mineral Sunscreen Lotion, Size: 3 Ounce (1 Pack) Mineral Sunscreen
I really love this sunscreen. There are three claims on the front of the tube: dries clear, for sensitive skin, and lightweight. All three of these are true. It is more of a liquid and less of a cream which makes it easy to apply. It feels lightweight on my skin and sits there as a thin layer rather than a thick one. Some sunscreens feel too heavy or greasy to wear on my face, and this does not. It also dries clear as advertised. In addition, it smells wonderful. The scent is not like sunscreen at all which makes my daughter very happy. I like that this is a 3-ounce container and that I can take it in my airplane carry-on.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Recomendado por el pediatra
Style: Kids Mineral Sunscreen 5 oz Lotion - 50 SPF
Es el que usa mi nieto y le funciona muy bien
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Blends well, no burns on kids
Style: Kids Mineral Sunscreen 5 oz Lotion - 50 SPF
I bought this for a family weekend for his birthday party worked great no burns
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Hard to rub in. Leaves strong white residue
Style: Kids Mineral Sunscreen 5 oz Lotion - 50 SPF
So hard to rub in. If you have squirming running toddlers this is impossible to apply.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Amazing mineral base sunscreen!
Style: Kids Mineral Sunscreen 5 oz Lotion - 50 SPF
Fantastic mineral base sunscreen! Clean with no chemicals.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026