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Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem: Strange Stories from the Bible to Leave You Amused, Bemused, and (Hopefully) InformedThis humorous book is full of new insights into ways we've been missing the point of so many beloved Bible stories. Approximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven't read the Bible. If they did, they'd be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes. David danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark
This humorous book is full of new insights into ways we've been missing the point of so many beloved Bible stories.Approximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven't read the Bible. If they did, they'd be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes.David danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark went streaking. Hosea married a prostitute. Lot was date-raped by his own daughters.It turns out, there's a lot of weird stuff in the Bible. Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a funny look at some of the stranger tales in the Bible. From Elisha, who loosed homicidal bears on some kids because they called him bald (it's a long story), to the story of Ehud, who gets away with assassinating a tyrannical king because his servants think said king is taking a dump (also a long story), this book examines and casts new light on some of the Bible's stranger moments.Organized by topic (poop, genitalia, weird violence, prostitution, gratuitous nudity, seemingly pointless miracles, and other fun stuff), Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a thoroughly researched (really ), reverent, and insightful look at the amazing book at the center of our faith.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Published: 08/25/2020
ISBN: 9780785234449
Pages: 240
Weight: 0.45lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.40w x 0.70d
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★★★★★ 1
Didn't last a single day
Color: Alabama Crimson Tide, Style: NCAA #1 Fan Toy
My heavy chewer destroyed this within 3 hours. Don't even bother.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable
Color: Michigan State Spartans, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
My frenchies love this thing, they've had it for a month and its just now starting to wear down. Hopefully its safe to eat bc they've nawwed it down to the first post. 😅 Its easy for them to stabilize and really get to chewing. Would buy again
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Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great For Michigan Fans!
Color: Michigan Wolverines, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
I got this toy for my puppies and it’s been a hit! Not only does it look great with the Michigan Wolverines design, but it’s also really durable. My dogs love chewing on it and it’s holding up really well despite their intense chewing. It’s the perfect way for any Michigan fan to spoil their furry friends while showing some team spirit. Definitely recommend it for dog owners who want something tough, fun, and stylish for their dogs!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Field Goal MISSED
Color: Kentucky Wildcats, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
Got ripped off on this one. I missed or they lied about this product IS MADE IN CHINA. The school logo washed off in water when I first received before giving to dog. Gave to dog and she took one sniff and one bite and walked away. After a week of laying with dog chews, I threw it away.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Subpar manufacturing
Color: Penn State Nittany Lions, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
We bought one of these dog toys in Happy Valley and our dogs LOVED it. I purchased two on Amazon and am disappointed with the shipment. One toy was 1st quality. The second one was in packing that was stapled back together and what we found was the toy was subpar. There were sharp pieces left from the molding process. I’m not sure how this wasn’t caught in the manufacturing process.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2025
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