SKU: 84149037627

Funky Trunks You Messer Men's Classic Trunks

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Funky Trunks You Messer Men's Classic TrunksOur new innovation in swimwear has flipped the care instructions upside down by requiring you to keep them dirty at all times. Smearing garden soil, food scraps, and sweaty grime after your workout all adds to the healthy ecosystem living on your fabric to help it live a long and prosperous life. Our innovation has yet to receive approval from health authorities or even our own mothers, but we are confident our new technology heralds a new future

Our new innovation in swimwear has flipped the care instructions upside down by requiring you to keep them dirty at all times. Smearing garden soil, food scraps, and sweaty grime after your workout all adds to the healthy ecosystem living on your fabric to help it live a long and prosperous life. Our innovation has yet to receive approval from health authorities or even our own mothers, but we are confident our new technology heralds a new future where your garments live alongside you. This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.

Cruise through the water in total comfort and support with my 16.5cm sides and stitched front pouch for added room and double lining for support. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. I’m not boasting but I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

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Darlene Rhodes
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★★★★★ 5
Game changer for me
Scent: Unscented-4.23OZ
I don't review stuff... I just don't. But this is the best face cream I've ever used. Fine lines are going away. I'm a senior and I've tried oils, creams, sooo many face products. This is a game changer for me. My skin just drinks it up. I don't expect to look 20 again, I just want to look my best for my age. I've been using this product 2 weeks. I think my skin is looking like it did 10 years ago. I'll take it! It absorbs great. My skin does not look or feel oily like so many other products made my skin. Can't express how much I love this stuff!
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Mary E. Alexander
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 4
So far so good!
Scent: Unscented-4.23OZ
Haven’t had sufficient time to see how well it works but so far after a week of use, I am satisfied with it’s moisturizing properties.
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J. Brillinger
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for me !
Scent: Unscented-4.23OZ
I really like this product it absorbs into the skin very fast, no smell and my arms feel very smooth, the ashy skin is gone 😁
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Sarah Best
Houston, US
★★★★★ 1
Beef Tallow
Scent: Unscented-4.23OZ
So I got this product in the other day. I've used it twice and both times my face have broke out. I got up in the morning and washed my face put the beef towel on by the afternoon at work. I just had these little bumps coming up. But I just thought it was for you know, I'm seeing like being around her or something like that, then that Same day I came home from work.I wash my face.Put the beef tallow on, woke up that morning.Had the biggest pimple on my neck.Oh , I'll see you stop using it
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SuzyQ 2032
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
This product is the real deal.
Scent: Unscented - Jojoba Oil
OMG. This is the best skin care product I have ever used. I'm 61 years old and my skin was showing sun damage, dark circles, real wrinkles around my eyes, lips, and forehead. Basically, I was looking every bit of my 61 years. About 30 days ago I started using this organic beef tallow with raw honey moisturizer in conjunction with a product to clear the pores on my nose. (That's a different review.) I will never go back to the 5, costly products I was using. I was using a daytime moisturizer with SPF, a dark circle cream, a dark spot remover, a fine line product, and a night time resurfacing cream before trying this product. That was a couple hundred dollars every 5 weeks or so. Since starting this beef tallow and raw honey 30 days ago, my skin looks 10 times better. It's dewy but not greasy. My makeup looks good ALL day. My wrinkles are less noticeable and, I think, reduced in depth. My under eyes look so good. No more concealer under my foundation. In fact, I can go out and about with no makeup now! This product glides on easily, no dragging or pulling. It never feels greasy. And it only takes about a marble sized amount for my full face, neck, and decolletage. I use it morning and at night. So far, the little jar is still 3/4 full. Amazing product. I will be buying more for sure. Oh, one more thing. About 2.5 years ago, I had to have a mass removed from the left side of my neck. The scar was very noticeable. This cream is even improving that! Try it. See if I'm wrong!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026

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