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How May I Offend You Today?: Rants and Revelations from a Not-So-Proper Southern Lady

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How May I Offend You Today?: Rants and Revelations from a Not-So-Proper Southern LadyUSA Today bestselling author Susannah B. Lewis (creator of Whoa Susannah) is back with another hilarious take on what so many people are thinking but are afraid to say aloud. Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take no prisoners rants about her pet peeves in everyday life. Now, in How May I Offend You Today?, Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves from people who wear t shirts with

USA Today bestselling author Susannah B. Lewis (creator of Whoa Susannah) is back with another hilarious take on what so many people are thinking but are afraid to say aloud.

Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners rants about her pet peeves in everyday life. Now, in How May I Offend You Today?, Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks."

Weaving together anecdotes from her distinctly Southern life with frequent references to the Bible, what she calls "our manual for living," Lewis says what many of us have thought, and in the process encourages us to stand firm in our views. The witty-yet-down-to-earth banter and uplifting, inspirational message of How May I Offend You Today? gives readers everywhere the boost necessary to make it through even their most trying days.



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Published: 10/20/2020
ISBN: 9781400208043
Pages: 224
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Gregory K
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great squeaky toy!
Best squeaky toy for our 18 pound 'puppy.' Great for indoor or outdoor use and he hasn't punctured them yet!
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Azetan
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Good quality, lotsa fun
Not easy to find a sturdy toy for a minipoodle that loves to play rough with his toy. He has not been able to break this into pieces and that feels reassuring that I don't have to worry about little pieces and choking. These things bounce funny and my boy loves playing with it
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Edward harris
Grantham, US
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Grandmother
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Necessary for a small dog.
These are great for a small dog! They can get their mouth around it unlike a round ball. My dog is obsessed with these. They are great for making him love a new guest to the house. All they have to do is squeak and throw the toy and they have a new friend!
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Amanda
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Great for little dogs but squeaker breaks too easily
My Maltese is about 4.5 pounds and absolutely loves these! He got very excited to play with it right away. The shape is like a slightly flattened ball which is great bc he can pick it up in his tiny mouth. It’s actually quite cute to see him run with it back to me. When you throw it, the way it bounces and rolls is very unpredictable, which I think adds to the fun. Sometimes my pup drops it while running back and it goes rolling or awkwardly bouncing away from him which causes him to get more excited to chase it and grab it again. It’s been a highly entertaining toy for almost a week straight. The only downside is that the squeaker in it isn’t very durable. After a few days of playing and chewing to squeak it himself, the squeaker barely makes any noise. My pup isn’t an aggressive chewer at all so if your dog is an aggressive chewer, the squeaker really will not last.
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