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What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled ThreatsJack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings. Binding Type: Hardcover Publisher: Hachette Books Published: 04 01 2008 ISBN: 9781401322663 Pages: 170 Weight: 0. 58lbs Size: 7. 78h x 5. 38w x 0. 66d
Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Hachette Books
Published: 04/01/2008
ISBN: 9781401322663
Pages: 170
Weight: 0.58lbs
Size: 7.78h x 5.38w x 0.66d
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