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Calm Your T*ts (Hoodie)

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Calm Your T*ts (Hoodie)Swish Embassy Classic Hoodie Turn heads, stay cozy, and let your personality shinethis is the hoodie youll reach for every time you leave the house (or when you dont). Our Classic Hoodie is equal parts comfort and attitude, made for anyone who likes their off duty style with a side of mischief. Whether youre out on the town, working from home, or holding court at brunch, this hoodie keeps you warm, comfy, and totally Swish. Classic fit: relaxed, never

Swish Embassy Classic Hoodie

Turn heads, stay cozy, and let your personality shine—this is the hoodie you’ll reach for every time you leave the house (or when you don’t). Our Classic Hoodie is equal parts comfort and attitude, made for anyone who likes their off-duty style with a side of mischief. Whether you’re out on the town, working from home, or holding court at brunch, this hoodie keeps you warm, comfy, and totally Swish.

  • Classic fit: relaxed, never boxy, with just the right amount of room for layering
  • Brushed fleece interior for next-level softness
  • Midweight fabric that keeps its shape, wash after wash
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a clean, comfortable fit
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings
  • Roomy front pocket for warming hands or stashing essentials
  • Finished with signature Swish Embassy artwork

Pull it on, look sharp, and get cozy, wherever the day (or night) takes you.

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Billie W
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
They last quite well, even out in weather.
Color: Black/White, Size: Medium
NY corgi loves these!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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Joyce S.
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Dog can't pop it!
Color: Black/White, Size: Medium
Great toy would buy again!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2025
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Elaine Laventure
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
WHAT I LEARNED
Color: U.S.A, Size: Medium
i AM NOT SURE THAT 4 STARS IS A FAIR SCORE, MY DOG IS AN AGGRESSIVE CHEWER, NEEDLESS TO SAY WITHIN 2 DAYS ALL THE TABS WERE OFF, BUT THERE WERE NUBS LEFT AND SHE CAN USE THAT. HERE IS A WHAT NOT TO DO, BRING IT TO THE DOG PARK, THEY ALL HAVE A BLAST BUT IF YOUR A BULLY/PIT MIX AND DECIDE TO SINK THEIR TEETH INTO IT, IT DOES DEFLAT. LESSONS LEARNED STILL A FUN TOY.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
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Jedi and Waggy
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy ball with pump
Color: Black/White, Size: Medium
Thick material so it won't pop so easy. Comes with a hand pump and 2 ball needles. Tabs for the dog to carry in his mouth. Although my dog bites the whole thing to carry. Savage loves it!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2026
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Gail
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
The answer to calloused feet.
Color: Pink & Beige, Size: Medium/Large(fits size 8 to 11)
If you have dry callused soles, these are your answer. All my calluses left and my feet were very soft. They should not be walked in unless you are very, very careful as you will slip and fall. I stopped using them for a while and all my problem calluses are back, even when I use lotion at night. They tell you not to sleep in them, I don't know why. I do put these on at night and end up taking them off later as they're not comfortable to sleep in.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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