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Dark Regards TPBAT LASTTHE TRUE STORY OF THE VIRAL HOAX SO INSANE IT COULD ONLY BE TOLD AS A COMIC BOOK! From the mind of multi hyphenate writer comedian actor musician Dave Hill (Tasteful Nudes) and breakout artist Artyom Topilin (I Hate This Place) comes the SHOCKINGLY TRUE, TERRIFYINGLY HILARIOUS, AND ONLY MODESTLY EXAGGERATED tale of how one stand up comedian forged a secret online identity as Americas first true black metal icon . . . Two decades ago, Dave Hill
AT LAST—THE TRUE STORY OF THE VIRAL HOAX SO INSANE IT COULD ONLY BE TOLD AS A COMIC BOOK!From the mind of multi-hyphenate writer-comedian-actor-musician Dave Hill (Tasteful Nudes) and breakout artist Artyom Topilin (I Hate This Place) comes the SHOCKINGLY TRUE, TERRIFYINGLY HILARIOUS, AND ONLY MODESTLY EXAGGERATED tale of how one stand-up comedian forged a secret online identity as America’s first true black metal icon . . . Two decades ago, Dave Hill and his first band set out to rock their high school auditorium in a fury of heavy metal hellfire. They failed miserably. Years later, Dave has made a new life for himself as a rising star in the New York comedy scene—a career where getting laughed at on stage is the entire point and not just a tragic consequence. But when Dave’s metal ambitions are reawakened by the ber self-serious “satanic” genre of Norwegian black metal, Dave creates a ridiculously hyperbolic alter ego and a band to match that, together, reignite the spark of his forgotten rock ’n’ roll fantasy. But when Dave’s internet-fueled rumors of Witch Taint—a metal band “so extreme that you must remove all sharp objects from the immediate area” when their music is played—spreads all the way to Europe, his story will spiral dangerously out of control as Norway’s most extreme black metal butchers come to reap their revenge . . . and put everything and everyone Dave holds dear in the crosshairs (of their axes, which, truth be told, don’t actually have crosshairs, but hey, it’s a metaphor).Collects Dark Regards #1–4.Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
Favorite treat of all time for our Maltese pup.
Pattern Name: Lollipop, Size: 0.53 Ounce (Pack of 4)
These are my Maltese dog’s favorite treat. I don’t know if it is the whole combination of shape, taster, tendon location, or that they are from a Turkey, but they are an absolute winner when we have them.
Since they are quite expensive, we only get them on occasion. If they were less expensive, even by 10%, I would justify regular purchases of them to myself.
I highly recommend them for any size, breed, or reason. They are an exceptionally wonderful treat for my pup.
I think I have just found the reason for ordering another order of these Turkey Tendon lollipops for my best friend. Especially since he eats them quite quickly, even though he is only four pounds. And they seem to be quite digestible.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect treat for my Dolcé!
Pattern Name: Bone, Size: 0.53 Ounce (Pack of 4)
My 14 pound Maltipoo LOVES these. It keeps her occupied for a good 30 minutes. Be sure to get the bone-shaped ones because little dogs will choke on the lollipop-shaped ones.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My dogs love these!
Pattern Name: Ring, Size: 0.42 Ounce (Pack of 10)
I have three very large dogs who absolutely love these treats. They are very picky because they’re very spoiled! But yes, they love these!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good value
Pattern Name: Ring, Size: 0.42 Ounce (Pack of 10)
This is a new treat for our sweet girl and she loves it! She’s a small dog so I break them in two and it’s just enough.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Overpriced but beloved
Pattern Name: Ring, Size: 0.42 Ounce (Pack of 10)
I think these are so expensive but it really helps my teething dog!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026