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The Everybody Dies Tee 2.0

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The Everybody Dies Tee 2.0For environmental and human friendly reasons, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week. We will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail. 100% combed ring spun cotton Fabric weight: 4. 3 oz yd (145. 8 g m) 32 singles Pre shrunk Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia I N V E S T Y O U R T I M E The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about

For environmental and human-friendly reasons, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week. We will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

|| I N V E S T • Y O U R • T I M E ||

The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

Sound familiar?

At the end of your life, you’ll look back and have a story to tell. We’re here to pour gasoline on the flames of your life’s best story until it’s tellin’ time.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 17 ½
S 28 19
M 29 20 ½
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
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L. Poehlman
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Happy pups, happy mama!!!
Flavor Name: Chicken Chips, Size: 1 Pound (Pack of 1)
My pups love these! Great for little dogs!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026
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V3R€
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 1
Dnt buy!!
Flavor Name: Chicken Chips, Size: 1 Pound (Pack of 1)
These Suck! I have 3 Shih Tzus the one that ate it had a hard time chewing it and the other 2 couldn’t even I had to stick my finger down their mouth cuz they were choking and were trying to spit it out these are not chips they’re more like hard jello the texture is terrible even the color was weird the quality of this product sucks
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Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2025
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ChrisKindle
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Little Dog LOVED It
Item Shape: Ring, Size: 6 Count (Pack of 1)
These are very small but perfect for little dogs. My terrier mix is 17 lbs and got frightened by his bully stick hitting the floor several years ago. Since then he has refused to chew on every kind of chew I've bought him, despite using every method of convincing him they're safe. This turkey tendon ring was the FIRST chew he's been willing to chew! He was trembling through the first few nibbles and then devoured the whole thing within 20 mins. I could not be happier and will buy more when he finishes this bag.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
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Sam B
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Your dog will thank you
Item Shape: Ring, Size: 6 Count (Pack of 1), Item Shape: Ring, Size: 6 Count (Pack of 1)
My dog is obsessed!! I don't even think obsessed is the right word, like she will take a turkey ring over going to the dog park! She has a sensitive stomach and I love that these turkey treats don't give her diarrhea or gas. I work from home so when I have an important meeting or something that requires my undivided attention, I give her one of these and it keeps her occupied for about 30 to 40 mins. They are a bit pricey but my little princess is worth it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
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Rosie Dusovic
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Great treats
Item Shape: Ring, Size: 6 Count (Pack of 1)
My puppy LOVES these! He can be in the other room and when I go to open the bag hes right behind me. He will do anything for these!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026

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