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Forbidden Psalm: MOST MUSCULAR MINIS (FORBIDDEN PSALM STANDALONE EXPANSION)Its not just wizards at the apocalypse The world is ending, and only one thing can save your crew of meatheads: an ancient tome of untold power, known only as FLEX. Word has it that it can be found in the ruins of a castle in a kingdom lost to time. The time has come to storm that castle, ward off the horrors within, and defeat the mass monster to ascend to meathead immortality. MOST MUSCULAR MINIS is a skirmish game set in the world of Forbidden
It’s not just wizards at the apocalypse...
The world is ending, and only one thing can save your crew of meatheads: an ancient tome of untold power, known only as FLEX. Word has it that it can be found in the ruins of a castle in a kingdom lost to time.
The time has come to storm that castle, ward off the horrors within, and defeat the mass monster to ascend to meathead immortality.
MOST MUSCULAR MINIS is a skirmish game set in the world of Forbidden Psalm. It is miniature agnostic — meaning you can use whatever minis you have — but it is suggested that you dig out the biggest, brawniest, and buffest minis you have. MOST MUSCULAR MINIS is a battle of the most jacked, swole, and yoked minis you can find.
MOST MUSCULAR MINIS is fully compatible with all existing Forbidden Psalms products, including Dread Nights and Frozen Psalms, as well as MÖRK BORG.
Seekers of Swole will find inside:
• Rules for building your crew of meatheads, each one burlier than the last and rippling with feats, flaws, and fightin’ spirit.
• Wild new weapons and tactics, like wrecking balls, power bombs, sleeper holds, and really big rocks.
• Rules for testing feats of strength during combat. Unsure if you can German Suplex a jabroni through a sacrificial altar? What sort of game do you think you’re playing, roll for it!
• Simple, easy to use monster classes like the Wimp, the Goon, the Bulk, and the eldritch Mass Monster itself.
• And more!
The world is ending, and only one thing can save your crew of meatheads: an ancient tome of untold power, known only as FLEX. Word has it that it can be found in the ruins of a castle in a kingdom lost to time.
The time has come to storm that castle, ward off the horrors within, and defeat the mass monster to ascend to meathead immortality.
MOST MUSCULAR MINIS is a skirmish game set in the world of Forbidden Psalm. It is miniature agnostic — meaning you can use whatever minis you have — but it is suggested that you dig out the biggest, brawniest, and buffest minis you have. MOST MUSCULAR MINIS is a battle of the most jacked, swole, and yoked minis you can find.
MOST MUSCULAR MINIS is fully compatible with all existing Forbidden Psalms products, including Dread Nights and Frozen Psalms, as well as MÖRK BORG.
Seekers of Swole will find inside:
• Rules for building your crew of meatheads, each one burlier than the last and rippling with feats, flaws, and fightin’ spirit.
• Wild new weapons and tactics, like wrecking balls, power bombs, sleeper holds, and really big rocks.
• Rules for testing feats of strength during combat. Unsure if you can German Suplex a jabroni through a sacrificial altar? What sort of game do you think you’re playing, roll for it!
• Simple, easy to use monster classes like the Wimp, the Goon, the Bulk, and the eldritch Mass Monster itself.
• And more!
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★★★★★ 5
My 90 lb. Pitbull's All-Time Fave Toy
Size: Large, Color: Coral, Size: Large, Color: Coral
I ordered a plethora of new toys for Bruce to keep him occupied while I am working remotely from home. Poor guy gets so bored while I'm stuck in front of my computer 8+ hours a day. All the other toys are animated, but this one is just a big floppy chewy squeaky toy. Bruce quickly lost interest in all the other chirping, hopping, and twirling toys and fell in love with "Diny". When I opened Diny and gave it to Bruce, he had the elated and surprised look of a 3 yr old at Christmas. And he stayed that happy for hours, and then each time he picked up Diny to play. Diny became his go-to toy over all others (and there are many!). It is well made out of durable fabric, and they did not stuff it full of kapoc (I hate kapoc in dogs toys!). And it is delightfully low-tech. Normally he tears a squeaky toy apart as soon as he can isolate the squeaky mechanism. But cleverly, the squeaky box is loose in the long belly so it moves from one end to the other as the toy is handled. That made it difficult for Bruce to locate it. The toy remained in good condition for 2 weeks of near constant attention by Bruce. But yesterday he zeroed in on the squeaky box and ripped Diny to shreds. I was sad to see Diny go so soon. But boy-howdy was Bruce happy with it. I'm gonna buy another because we liked it so much. And so did I : )
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2024
★★★★★ 5
This is one “under the radar” gem!!
Size: Large, Color: Coral
This is one “under the radar” gem!! Very strong internal squeaker and way tougher than it looks. My big 125lb Shepard-Husky mix gave it heck, then made it his new buddy. He’ll occasionally give it the business but on the whole, it’s surprisingly tough and my big boy loves it. Nice price!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Cute but small
Size: Large, Color: Skinny Green
Cute stuffy and has not yet ripped. While my dogs plays with it, the toy is a bit small for him. For reference he is 120lbs.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My Puppy Loves this Indestructible Dragon
Size: Large, Color: Pink, Size: Large, Color: Pink
My puppy (8 month old black lab mix) loves, loves, loves her dragon. She has had it for 2 months now. It is one of her favorites and gets daily rough play time. It's her go-to toy for fetch and tug games, as well as just general mouthy play. The squeaker gave out after about 4 weeks, but she would binge squeak for prolonged periods (kind of like chomping on gum) so it was almost a blessing when it went silent. She still chomps on it, but at least now I don't have to hear it. Other than the fact that it's a little grungy and bedraggled from so much loving, it is still in amazing shape. The seams and fur are all still intact. There are no visible holes, rips, or weak spots. I love Chew Guard Technology.
This dragon replaced her goDog Iguana (from PetSmart) that developed a tear in the fur after about 4 months of heavy use. (It was superficial, just the outer fur layer and not the innards, but we disposed of it before she could eat more fur.) She can be pretty rough on her toys and I can never predict if any given toy will last minutes or months. The goDog stuffies definitely fall into the "months" category, even with rough daily use.
Edit: The dragon lasted about 6 months of intensive, hard play before it developed a small tear in the fur. I patched it a couple times, but once my pup discovers a weak spot, it's the kiss of death for any stuffed item. We had to dispose of the dragon (so sad) to keep her from eating any more of the fur. We replaced the dragon with the goDog Chameleon, which is still going strong. I think we will go back to the dragon for our next toy because it's just so darned cute. We gave the dragon to my niece for her golden retriever puppy who is very chew-happy. That dragon is also doing well. You've just gotta love that chew-guard technology. This is one tough toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2015
★★★★★ 5
Precious toy for big dogs too
Size: Large, Color: Skinny Green
Not only is this toy cute and fun, but material is thick and durable even for my crazy GSP who is a destruction artist. This is, the favorite toy his go to in the toy box.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026