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"Board-Certified Porch Meteorologist" Mug

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"Board-Certified Porch Meteorologist" Mug"Board Certified Porch Meteorologist" Mug Forget the radar app. Down here, weather forecasting is done from the porch, by a man squinting at the western sky with a cup of coffee and decades of unofficial training. He can smell rain coming. He knows what it means when it gets real still and the cows lay down He's been "watching it" since the warning first scrolled across the bottom of the screen, and he'll tell you with complete authority whether you

"Board-Certified Porch Meteorologist" Mug

Forget the radar app. Down here, weather forecasting is done from the porch, by a man squinting at the western sky with a cup of coffee and decades of unofficial training. He can smell rain coming. He knows what it means when it gets real still and the cows lay down He's been "watching it" since the warning first scrolled across the bottom of the screen, and he'll tell you with complete authority whether you need to head to the hallway or whether "this'un's gonna miss us." This mug certifies what the whole family already knows: he's the only forecast you trust.

A loving tribute to storm season, the daddy who refuses to come inside, and the time-honored Southern tradition of standing on the porch staring down a wall cloud. Fill it with coffee and go assess the situation.

The Details

  • Big 15 oz ceramic mug — room for a serious cup
  • Design printed on both sides, so it reads right whether you're a righty or a lefty
  • Dishwasher and microwave friendly
  • Glossy white finish
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Sarah
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect tennis ball size.
Color: Non-Squeaky - Pack of 12, Size: Medium
Like most doggy balls they dont last as long as real tennis ball, but a real tennis ball can wear down her teeth. Great colors, tho in a few days they are yard colored cuz of the slobber and nature on it. Love the handy mesh bag for keeping put away until we need to get out a new one. My dog loves the no squeaky. To her squeaky is inside toy and too distracting for outdoor play. She really enjoys fetching this ball.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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Scott Rowe
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Worth it
Color: Non-Squeaky - Pack of 12, Size: Medium
My dogs love them and enjoy the lm
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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tim mcgraw
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
pet toys
Color: Non-Squeaky - Pack of 12, Size: Medium
Perfect.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
My Dog Dreams Of Squeaky Balls 🐶
Color: Squeaky - Pack of 12, Size: Medium
My dog really loved these balls when I got them. It's a great variety of colors, the fabric is well-attached, and I LOVE that the squeaker is hidden under the fabric, reducing risk that it falls out and gets eaten by one of the dogs. The net carrying bag is a nice touch as well. Unfortunately, these balls do not hold up to much play. I have a medium-sized dog and he likes to mouth the ball when he catches it to squeak it. The squeaker broke on every single one of these within the first play session. Thankfully it stays contained in the sealed ball, but still, it would be nice if it lasted a *little* bit longer. Beyond the squeaker issue, my dog wears these out within a day or two of play. Keep in mind that he LOVES playing fetch and we will spend a good hour playing per night. Usually the fabric starts to detach and the ball will start breaking at the seam (the ball is two halves glued or sealed together). That may be the fault of the dog, though, since he does squeak these an awful lot while we play. Buying a stronger ball may not be an option because he enjoys the ones that are easier to squeak like these are! Overall I'm fairly happy, I just wish they lasted a little longer or cost a little less. 🐶
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2025
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Karen
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Will buy again
Color: Non-Squeaky - Pack of 12, Size: Medium
Great tennis balls for our 2 year old dog. Durable enough for moderate chewer’s
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026

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