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EMBER REIGN (LOKI ROAST) - COLOMBIA SINGLE ORIGIN MEDIUM ROAST*Now ships within 3 4 business days. Always roasted fresh.* Ah yes, coffee. That beautiful, dark elixir that drags us from the cold abyss of sleep, kicking and screaming like a lost soul in Death's Hand. Our beans are grown in the lush, misty mountains of Columbia and handpicked by farmers with the precision of a guitarist shredding through a solo at lightning speed. Connoisseurs will argue our coffee has "notes of rich brown sugar" and "hints of
*Now ships within 3-4 business days. Always roasted fresh.*
Ah yes, coffee. That beautiful, dark elixir that drags us from the cold abyss of sleep, kicking and screaming like a lost soul in Death's Hand. Our beans are grown in the lush, misty mountains of Columbia and handpicked by farmers with the precision of a guitarist shredding through a solo at lightning speed. Connoisseurs will argue our coffee has "notes of rich brown sugar" and "hints of fresh fruit". Right, because that's exactly what we think of when we're chugging our third cup to suppress the primal urge to scream into The Void. "Mmm, so fruity. So...vibrant." If I wanted citrus, I'd squeeze a lemon in my eyes. But alas, we keep drinking it. Why? Coffee is our blood now. It courses through our veins like a double-kick drum in a blast beat. It's our daily sacrifice to the gods of caffeine, who laugh as they give us the energy to rage, but also the anxiety to second-guess everything we do. Perfect Balance.
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Single origin. Notes of rich brown sugar & nectarine.
Ah yes, coffee. That beautiful, dark elixir that drags us from the cold abyss of sleep, kicking and screaming like a lost soul in Death's Hand. Our beans are grown in the lush, misty mountains of Columbia and handpicked by farmers with the precision of a guitarist shredding through a solo at lightning speed. Connoisseurs will argue our coffee has "notes of rich brown sugar" and "hints of fresh fruit". Right, because that's exactly what we think of when we're chugging our third cup to suppress the primal urge to scream into The Void. "Mmm, so fruity. So...vibrant." If I wanted citrus, I'd squeeze a lemon in my eyes. But alas, we keep drinking it. Why? Coffee is our blood now. It courses through our veins like a double-kick drum in a blast beat. It's our daily sacrifice to the gods of caffeine, who laugh as they give us the energy to rage, but also the anxiety to second-guess everything we do. Perfect Balance.
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Single origin. Notes of rich brown sugar & nectarine.
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★★★★★ 1
fake fake fake
Size: For Large & Medium dogs, Color: beige, Size: For Large & Medium dogs, Color: beige
buyer beware. i don't know what this joke of a "dog toy" is but it's not what is pictured. no chance i'm giving this to my dog since i actually care about his well being. this product says that it's made in china, "patent pending" and that's its "safely tested in USA". also there's a weird stain on the inside of the packaging. no thank you, and i'm about ready to see the blood of whoever is behind potentially putting a dangerous toy in my dogs mouth. HELICOPTER DOG MOM COMING ATCHA
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2017
★★★★★ 5
strong chew toy
Size: For Large & Medium dogs, Color: beige
great strong chew toy, keep my dog busy
smell strong but dog love it
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for 5 Yorkies - they always go back to these...
Very durable and I'm always hearing my Yorkies gnawing and chewing on these... They really really like them. I've bought antlers and those plastic keys... But these win... The antlers are natural but I've learned they aren't healthy at all, and they still micro-splinter... The keys are too soft and plastic comes off.... These are perfect and I can see the plastic changing shape but not coming off. Perfect win. Oh, and being bright white I can see them in a dim or dark room so I don't step on them, my robot vacuum sees and avoids them, and I can see if my dogs have any bleeding gums, which they haven't had with these yet.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Super chewer loves these!
My super chewer loves these so much they are one of her favorite toys. She chews everything and these last forever
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Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Great chew toy for all size pups
I had to replace a headless / tailless T-Rex. Bargain - I bought a five pack of the large Dinos for less than a three pack of the small ones.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2024