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Awkward Pens - Set of 5

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Awkward Pens - Set of 5Finally, a pen set that speaks your inner monologue. The Awkward Pens set includes 5 painfully relatable, laugh out loud quotes printed on smooth writing black ink ballpoint pensperfect for anyone whos ever cringed at their own small talk or replayed a conversation from three years ago. Each set includes: IN THAT AWKWARD PHASE BETWEEN BIRTH AND DEATH SORRY. I'M AWKWARD. SORRY. OVERTHINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING I SAID TODAY I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M

Finally, a pen set that speaks your inner monologue. The Awkward Pens set includes 5 painfully relatable, laugh-out-loud quotes printed on smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens—perfect for anyone who’s ever cringed at their own small talk or replayed a conversation from three years ago.

Each set includes:

  • IN THAT AWKWARD PHASE BETWEEN BIRTH AND DEATH

  • SORRY. I'M AWKWARD. SORRY.

  • OVERTHINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING I SAID TODAY

  • I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M UNCOMFORTABLE

  • NOT MEAN, JUST SO BAD AT TALKING TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

Why you’ll love them:

  • Therapy in Pen Form: Great for journaling, note-taking, or silently expressing your social struggles in staff meetings.

  • Conversation Starters (or Enders): A hit at work, school, or your next painfully awkward family gathering.

  • Perfect Gift: Ideal for your anxious BFF, introverted coworker, or that person who ghosted a group chat out of fear of saying the wrong thing.

  • Actually Functional: Not just funny—these pens write smoothly and reliably, just like your anxiety at 3 a.m.

Keep a set for yourself and gift another to someone who totally gets it. Because if we’re going to be awkward, at least we can be awkward together.

 

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Amber Nichols
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 3
Eh...
Size: 5 in
I had high hopes for these cause we have other spot brand toys that have last a long time. Unfortunately these just don't hold up to the test! My dogs had them broken in about 5 - 10 mins. They did smell good tho and my dogs went crazy over them before I ever got them out of the bag. Lol.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 28, 2022
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Nae
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 1
Smells too strong
Size: 5 in
My dog hates the way this thing smells. She tries to play with it, but the scent is too strong for her nose. I know it's the scent because she usually sniffs it two or three times in between trying to grab it with her mouth. She treats it like an explosive in her mouth and quickly moves away after spitting it out. She used to have a bone that looked similar to this (same material) that was unscented and she gnawed the hell out of it. My sister's pitbull spent the night and chewed that toy into bits, leaving my Yorkie mourning the loss of her once treasured bone. Please make an UNSCENTED version of this toy!!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2023
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Tamara L.
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Worth the money for heavy chewers
Color: Brown-X
I finally found a dog chew that my puppy can't destroy in a half an hour or less. My puppy loves this, chews on it for hours and still holding up.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026
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MM
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Holds up to a
Color: Brown-O
Bought this because of other positive reviews. It does hold up to an aggressive chewer but the pieces are sharp once it’s “broken in”. I bought the circular one as I figured that one would be less likely to break. It is still good after about 6 weeks.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2025
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KO
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 4
My dog didn’t take to it, but yours might.
Color: Brown-O
This is a very durable toy that’s reasonably priced. For some reason, my dog didn’t take to it. It might be the round shape, but there’s nothing wrong with the product. The size is good for large dogs. My dog is 50 pounds and there’s a chance it was too big for him. I’m not sure. But I think if your dog has enjoyed other similar toys, this is a good buy.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 15, 2025

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