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Description
Malort Puke Parody Unisex Classic T-ShirtHeyyyy, listen up, party people! We've got this shirt it's like, the most epic thing you'll ever wear, seriously! Picture this: the Malort logo, right? But the 'O,' man, we twisted it up. It's looking like it's had a wild night and is about to spill its secrets, you know? This tee is, like, a cloud of cottony awesomeness. So soft, it's like wearing a hug or maybe it's the after effects of one too many shots. Who cares! The design is pure genius a
Heyyyy, listen up, party people! We've got this shirt – it's like, the most epic thing you'll ever wear, seriously! Picture this: the Malort logo, right? But the 'O,' man, we twisted it up. It's looking like it's had a wild night and is about to spill its secrets, you know? This tee is, like, a cloud of cottony awesomeness. So soft, it's like wearing a hug... or maybe it's the after-effects of one too many shots. Who cares! The design is pure genius – a puking face right smack in the middle of Malort. Genius or madness? You decide, my friend.
Slap on this masterpiece when you're hitting up the bars, crashing parties, or just stumbling through life. It's a conversation starter, a head-turner, and probably a few people will be like, "What even is that shirt, man?" But who cares about them?
So, grab your Mildly Upsetting Chudly Malort T-Shirt now – because every epic story begins with a questionable decision. Cheers to wild nights, wilder shirts, and living life on the edge... or stumbling on the edge, whatever. 🍻
Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 7.48 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 19.49 inch | 7.48 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 7.72 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 3XL | 32.48 inch | 27.48 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 4XL | 34.49 inch | 28.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 30.98 inch | 8.74 inch |
| 6XL | 37.48 inch | 32.99 inch | 8.74 inch |
Shipping Notes
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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