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Crime Pays but Botany Doesn'tCelebrity botanist Joey Santores delightfully irreverent almanac of rare and beautiful plants from around the world Crime Pays But Botany Doesnt by Joey Santore is a crass, low brow approach to the exciting world of plant ecology and evolution, as written by a misanthropic Chicago Italian. Santore badmouths his way across six regions of the world in a colorful exploration of the weirdest, wildest plants to be found anywhere on the planet. Within the
Celebrity botanist Joey Santore’s delightfully irreverent almanac of rare and beautiful plants from around the worldCrime Pays But Botany Doesn’t by Joey Santore is a crass, low-brow approach to the exciting world of plant ecology and evolution, as written by a misanthropic Chicago Italian. Santore badmouths his way across six regions of the world in a colorful exploration of the weirdest, wildest plants to be found anywhere on the planet.
Within the pages of this book, readers will find everything there is to know about the Internet’s favorite botanist and his eventful travels: a biographical section detailing Santore’s path from railroads to rhododendrons features alongside a botany crash course, a stunning photographic guide to worldwide plant ecosystems, conversations with notable botanists, and loads of illustrations, fun facts, and trivia.
After the incredible success of Nicole Angemi’s Anatomy Book, Cernunnos continues to explore the world of science with the help of a cast of celebrity experts. Get lost in the plant realm with Joey Santore and you’ll see why his dedicated audience of nearly a million continues to bloom and grow.
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Ok but would not purchase again
Size: 3.5 Ounce (Pack of 6)
Smells great and works well. Rinses clean. Not rough on the skin. Bars are rather small for the price
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good aroma
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I bought this set of soaps out of curiosity and I was surprised. The three scents—leather, sandalwood, and teakwood—are warm and masculine without being heavy. They lather well, leave the skin clean and soft, and haven't dried me out like other men's soaps.
The scrub has a nice texture, ideal for use after the gym, and the other two are gentler for daily use. The size is somewhat small, but each bar lasts quite a bit. Overall, a good option if you like to smell good and take care of your skin without complicating things.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 24, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Natural soap
Size: 3.5 Ounce (Pack of 3)
Smaller than expected. Lathers well and smells great. Rinses off easily.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026
★★★★★ 5
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Size: 3.5 Ounce (Pack of 6)
These smell absolutely amazing and leave my skin feeling great. They don't run out super fast and was a great gift for my husband
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Smells great! Like all the Harry’s products
Scent: Stone
Smells wonderful. Perfect size for travel
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026