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Sarcastic Sweetheart Valentine's Cookies

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Sarcastic Sweetheart Valentine's CookiesBecause modern love isn't always a fairytale, but it is usually pretty funny. Lets be honest: candy hearts are for middle schoolers. For the person who knows your coffee order, your worst habits, and your Netflix password, you need something a bit more accurate. Our Sarcastic Sweethearts are the perfect blend of high end bakery quality and low key relationship roasting. Its the ultimate "I love you" for couples who communicate in banter. For more info

Because modern love isn't always a fairytale, but it is usually pretty funny.

Let’s be honest: candy hearts are for middle schoolers. For the person who knows your coffee order, your worst habits, and your Netflix password, you need something a bit more... accurate.

Our Sarcastic Sweethearts are the perfect blend of high-end bakery quality and low-key relationship roasting. It’s the ultimate "I love you" for couples who communicate in banter.

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