1-900-PHANTAZY: the Touchtone RPG

A shadow has fallen over the world of Carpathia! It’s now up to a party of brave adventurers to find the lost nexus keys and vanquish the evil once and for all! What are you waiting for? Grab your touch-tone phone and credit card, and if you’re under 16, get your parents’ permission! Unleash Your Inner Hero! Call 1-900-PHANTAZY Today! What is 1-900-Phantazy? It's an epic quest where you'll "explore dark dungeons and ancient crypts", battling "gnarly monsters" and uncovering valuable treasures! Your primary mission is to "search for the nexus keys, " which, once collected, can lift the shadow curse! The game unfolds in two exciting phases: "explore and attack", keeping you on the edge of your seat! How Do You Play? All you need to play is a "touch-tone phone," dice (specifically "1d12 AND SOME D6’S"), and a "valid credit card" (remember to "Always get your parent’s permission before calling"!). The game's master, known as "the Operator," oversees the game's flow, describing what happens as you "dial" your dice rolls for actions and combat. Listen closely for "quick time event[s]" that challenge your reflexes – you'll need to "dial your d12 and hope you hit the target"!