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Description
Books Because Murder Is Wrong Tee — Gothic Booklover Graphic T-ShirtFor legal reasons we read about murder instead. This dark humor tee is perfect for readers who love their stories a little twisted. Featuring a gothic bookish scene surrounded by stacks of old tomes, flickering candles, and a determined little scholar deep in questionable research, this design celebrates the safest way to indulge your curiosity about crimethrough books. Whether you're devouring true crime, gothic fiction, or late night mystery novels,
For legal reasons… we read about murder instead.
This dark-humor tee is perfect for readers who love their stories a little twisted. Featuring a gothic bookish scene surrounded by stacks of old tomes, flickering candles, and a determined little scholar deep in questionable research, this design celebrates the safest way to indulge your curiosity about crime—through books.
Whether you're devouring true crime, gothic fiction, or late-night mystery novels, this shirt lets the world know your interests are purely literary.
Mostly.
Perfect for:
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True crime readers
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Dark academia lovers
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Mystery & thriller fans
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People who own more books than shelf space
Because reading about murder is far more socially acceptable than committing it.
📚 Soft, comfortable, and ideal for long nights of “just one more chapter.”
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — breathable and durable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- High-detail printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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