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Zeus Grants Stupid WishesBy: Cory O'Brien Illustrator: Sarah E. Melville From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms! All our lives, weve been fed watered down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentifiedwait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory OBrien, creator of
By: Cory O'Brien | Illustrator: Sarah E. MelvilleFrom the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms!
All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.
Did you know?
• Cronus liked to eat babies.
• Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.
• Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.
• Isis had bad taste in jewelry.
• Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.
• And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.
Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider:
• Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.
• The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.
• The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.
• The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.
And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from!
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★★★★★ 5
Equally deep and approachable devotional
Format: Paperback
This really is an everyday devotional in that it is rich and engaging whether going through it for the Lenten season or any other time of the year. It focuses on the Gospel message from our sin and need for a Savior, through the Lord’s redemptive plan and faithful fulfillment through Jesus. Each daily entry is just two pages, but has a balance of depth and approachability that makes it feel full and spiritually satisfying. The author’s personal stories and way of framing the biblical passages is relatable, and I was immediately drawn into it. I especially like how the devotional begins with the Old Testament scriptures, revealing themes and prophetic pictures that I hadn’t seen before, and then gradually works into the New Testament, even through Revelation! If going through this during Lent, the topics build up the anticipation for Resurrection Sunday and are arranged very meaningfully. The reflection questions are also really good at bringing out deep reflections and a personal response to the biblical passage and thematic focus of the devotional. I’ve made it through most of the devotional at this point, and am thoroughly enjoying it. Highly recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Love this!
Format: Paperback
I recently received this christian daily devotional book and here’s my quick thoughts on it:
I think that the condition of the book is great and it doesn’t feel cheap or like it would rip very easily. I think this is a good quality paper and material.
I admire this daily devotional book because it is something great to read as soon as you wake up, preparing your day under Christs’ armor. I actually have another daily devotional book which is a year long and it gives encouragement through scripture directly from the word of God. That book is great and it’s amazing reading as soon as I wake up every morning.
This book is nothing short of how good that one is and I just love how this one is structured.
Overall, I highly recommend this every day Christian devotional book to anyone looking for one and even as a gift for someone! I love this!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A Beautiful, Gospel-Filled Devotional for Every Season
Format: Paperback
I have truly been enjoying reading Everyday Gospel Easter Devotional and applying the teachings to my own life. This devotional has been so helpful in fueling my faith and deepening my understanding of the incredible gift that Jesus gave us all on the cross.
What I really love is that this isn’t something you can only use during Easter. It can absolutely be read and treasured year-round. The lessons are rich, meaningful, and rooted deeply in Scripture.
It begins with teachings from Genesis and ends with Revelation, so you really get to journey through the Bible from beginning to end. I’ve learned so much and gained fresh insight into God’s redemptive plan throughout Scripture.
This devotional is perfect for babes in Christ as well as those who are mature in the faith. It presents biblical truth in a way that is easy to understand, yet still powerful and spiritually enriching.
I would definitely recommend this devotional to anyone wanting to grow deeper in their faith and better understand the Gospel message. It’s a beautiful reminder of the hope we have in Christ.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works great, easy to assemble.
Size: 2 Tier-9.5''Wx10.5''Dx9.5''H
I bought this to try and contain our cabinet clutter. It works really well. Was easy to assemble.
I use it on the countertop instead of inside of the cabinets. Looks nice enough to sit out.
Will buy 1 more in the coming days.
The storage areas pull out, makes for easy access.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Only way to go!
Size: 2 Tier-9.5''Wx10.5''Dx9.5''H
This two tier rack is perfect for stacking and organizing our spice racks. They were easy to install and very attractive.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026