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Description
“Skin Routine: Eternal Youth, Occasional Damnation” – Dorian Gray TeeBecause flawless skin always comes with a price. Inspired by Oscar Wildes The Picture of Dorian Gray, this darkly witty tee blends gothic literature with tongue in cheek humor. Featuring a split portrait of eternal beauty versus inevitable decay, its perfect for fans of classic horror, dark academia, and anyone whose skincare regime is just a little cursed. Crafted from soft, durable fabric, this shirt is as timeless as its inspiration (minus the
✨ Because flawless skin always comes with a price. Inspired by Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray, this darkly witty tee blends gothic literature with tongue-in-cheek humor. Featuring a split portrait of eternal beauty versus inevitable decay, it’s perfect for fans of classic horror, dark academia, and anyone whose skincare regime is just a little cursed.Crafted from soft, durable fabric, this shirt is as timeless as its inspiration (minus the damnation, hopefully). Whether you’re haunting libraries, attending book clubs, or just living your best immortal life, this piece is designed to turn heads—and maybe even raise eyebrows. 🖤
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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★★★★★ 5
THIS ITEM WORKED WONDERS FOR ME..
DURING THIS WINTER SKIN PROBLEMS WERE PRESENT SO I TRIED THIS ITEM, AT FIRST I NOTICED THAT IT MADE MY SKIN FEEL REALLY DRY BUT IT DID CALM MY SKIN DOWN TO THE POINT WHERE THE ISSUES, WHICH WERE BECOMING INTENSE, JUST DISAPPEARED AFTER I USED IT 2-3 TIMES EVEN ON MY FACE, SO PERHAPS DRYNESS IS WHAT ENDED MY SKIN ISSUES (PSORIASIS) I HAVE EXPERIENCED IN THE PAST USING OILS AND CREAMS WHICH HAVE MADE MY ISSUES WORSE SOOOOOO THIS ITEM WAS A SUCCESS FOR ME.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Soap for skin irritations
Mild. No irritation to my psoriasis
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Reviewed in the United States on June 21, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Fantastic soap for the dermatitis and eczema prone
You guyyyyysss, my hands have no dry, itchy spots right now. None. This is remarkable because before now I have for years had issues with eczema/contact dermatitis patches that have at times (aka: most times) been pretty unbearable. To say that I’m overjoyed to have found a natural soap that truly works for me is an understatement. When you use this, you can feel that it’s moisturizing your skin. It’s fantastic. If you haven’t tried it, do yourself a favor and get yourself a bar. I’m wondering now if I can use it on my entire body and to wash my hair. That’s probably a little overboard, but it’s that good and now that I’ve used it I suspect all my skin problems are contact dermatitis that could be solved by the right soap/shampoo.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2022
★★★★★ 5
It works
It works great
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best I’ve found yet for facial psoriasis
Anyone who has facial psoriasis will tell you there are not a lot of products that you can put on your face without irritation or flareups. This soap is just what I needed. There are no irritating chemicals or perfumes in this soap. I have read other reviews that the soap does not last very long but there is a way to use it to make it last. First, I wet my face and then I wet my fingertips and rub my finger tips across the dry bar of soap and then lightly rub my face with my fingertips softening the plaques and then lightly wash with a soft cotton washcloth. It is not really moisturizing but not over drying either. I follow up with an organic vegetable-based glycerin oil to moisturize. This is the best product I have found yet.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2020