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Gender Fluid Johnnie wearable massager Harness – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryForget tradition, forget stereotypes, forget stigma. Come out and play! The reality of, and just one of the many, many great things about intimacy is that it can be anything you want it to be. That bit of wisdom holds particularly true when it comes to wearable massager intimacy. Speaking of, Gender Fluid's Johnnie wearable massager Harness is here to make your and your partner's wearable massager dreams come true. Pun 100% intended. One of the most
Forget tradition, forget stereotypes, forget stigma. Come out and play! The reality of, and just one of the many, many great things about intimacy is that it can be anything you want it to be. That bit of wisdom holds particularly true when it comes to wearable massager intimacy. Speaking of, Gender Fluid's Johnnie wearable massager Harness is here to make your and your partner's wearable massager dreams come true. Pun 100% intended.One of the most simple, plug n' play (so to speak) wearable massager systems we've seen, Johnnie comes to you and yours ready to go. It's almost fully assembled right out of the package - minus the personal massager or penetrator you'll be using - there's one simple waist band buckle to secure. Then, all you or they will need to do it step in and adjust the fit by tightening or loosening the straps through sturdy buckles. Hopefully, it goes without saying that Johnnie is crotchless. This harness was made to fit anyone and any body.
Speaking of penetrators, Johnnie features an fixed 1.75"/4.4cm O-ring set dead-center on the super-soft poly harness. It's nice and stretchy, and will hook up with most flare-based dildos, vibes, plugs or otherwise. Behind the O-ring, an equally soft panel cushions your or their skin against the base of a chosen novelty item. The pictured personal massager is not included.
Hand wash in cold water. Fits 19-64"/48.3-162.6cm hips and 19-31"/48.3-7807cm thighs
Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.
Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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★★★★★ 5
The Remote Worker's Savior
Flavor Name: Bacon, Size: Medium
If you're like me, trying to balance deadlines and Zoom meetings while your furry co-worker incessantly nudges you for attention, then listen up because I've found the ultimate secret weapon: the Nylabone Chew Dog Toy. Trust me, it's a game-changer that will keep your dog busy and your productivity soaring.
Picture this: you're knee-deep in spreadsheets, buried in emails, and your dog is bouncing around like a furry tornado, demanding playtime. Enter the Nylabone Power Chew, the superhero of dog toys that saves the day. Its durability is off the charts, my friends. It can withstand a full day of canine chewing fury, leaving your furniture unscathed and your dog blissfully entertained.
But here's where the magic happens. This toy isn't just tough; it's also infused with a bacon flavor that sends your dog's taste buds into a frenzy. It's like having a bacon-scented office right in your home! As your dog sinks their teeth into this baconlicious wonder, their focus shifts from your keyboard to their newfound chewy delight. Suddenly, the tug-of-war with your important documents becomes a distant memory.
Now, let's talk about the beauty of this toy's distraction power. With the Nylabone Power Chew in play, your dog becomes engrossed in their chewy mission. They're occupied, happily gnawing away, while you conquer your work tasks like a true champion. It's like having a personal assistant who doesn't interrupt you every five minutes with a squeaky toy demand.
But don't be fooled by its functionality; the Nylabone Power Chew brings more than just peace and quiet. It brings laughter and joy to your work-from-home routine. Watching your pup go to town on this bacon-infused wonder is like having a built-in comedy show right in your home office. It's the perfect stress relief during those never-ending conference calls.
And let's not forget the Nylabone brand's commitment to quality. This chew toy is built to last, crafted with non-toxic materials that keep your beloved furry friend safe and sound. It's like having a reliable coworker who never lets you down.
So, my fellow remote workers, if you're desperate for a productivity boost and a furry coworker who won't pester you all day long, the Nylabone Chew Dog Toy is your secret weapon. It's a dog toy miracle that keeps your pup happily occupied while you conquer the work world. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a harmonious work-from-home environment. Trust me, you'll wonder how you ever survived without it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Clean teeth as well!!
Flavor Name: Bacon & Chicken, Size: Small
If your dog is a chewer or just bored, these bones are amazing. All of my dogs love and have loved Nylabones. I consider them a must to give your dog as an outlet to chew when bored or when in need of stimulation. Replace as necessary. I always have a pack on standby.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Not for chewers
Flavor Name: Bacon & Chicken, Size: Small
My dog liked these okay. He was able to chew little pieces off though.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great fit
Flavor Name: Peanut Butter, Size: X-Large
My dog has a very powerful jaw. Only a few things that he cannot destroy.
We have had the peanut butter flavor that still looks the same that it did a year and a half ago. It is his version of a binky. He may leave it alone for days or weeks but every so often he needs to have his teeth and gums itched.
Very few remnants of the bone left around.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
From Puppy Teething to Adult Favorite – 7 Years Later
Color: Teething Stick, Color: Teething Stick
This has been one of the best toys I’ve ever bought! My dog has loved the Pupstages Cool Teething Stick since she was a tiny puppy, and now at 7 years old, it’s still one of her absolute favorites. It’s been amazing for soothing teething when she was little, and now she still enjoys chewing on it and carrying it around.
It’s held up surprisingly well over the years, especially considering how much use it’s gotten. I also love that you can cool it for extra relief—it really helped during those puppy stages.
If you’re looking for a toy that lasts and actually becomes a long-term favorite, this is definitely it. Highly recommend for both puppies and even older dogs who still love a good chew! 🐶
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026