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Creature Cocks Jurassic Dock Dinosaur Silicone Dildo

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Creature Cocks Jurassic Dock Dinosaur Silicone DildoWant to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate free, body safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counter balance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a

Want to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate-free, body-safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counter-balance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a realistic-looking dong and head. Have fun with this dino! Place it on your desk or shelf, give it a name, hide it among other dinosaur toys, and let it blend into the herd! Or use it as a sexy toy, too! The shaft is firm and flexible so you can enjoy riding it as you grab onto the tail and legs! This dino creature is designed as entertaining decoration that you can keep or give as a gag gift, and also as a personal pleasure toy, too! Use only with water-based lubricants. Wash with warm water and mild soap, then rinse off and spray it with a toy cleaner after each use. Let air dry.

You run down the jungle hill, nearly tripping on roots as you sprint to the nearest hiding place. You hear the bone-chilling roar of the T-rex in the distance. The earth shakes with each step it takes. You watch the ripples form in the puddles nearby as its feet stomp the ground. Your get lucky this time. The sounds get farther away, and the the ripples in the puddles disappear. You sigh in relief. The danger is gone. A chirp comes from behind the giant fern you're crouched by. You peer through the leaves and look for the source. You hear it again, a cute little sound that's sharp and shrill. Then you hear more behind you, and spin around. A tiny dinosaur hops up towards you. You reach out to pet its head and in shock you realize it looks like a man's rod… "How strange! What could this be for? How do they eat?" Then another pops up, and another, until a small herd is hopping towards you with their long necks waving and searching for you! You realize this may not be as harmless as it seemed originally, and start to back up, but now there's hundreds jumping on top of you! They are finding their way between your clothing, seeking your skin, finding the hottest parts of you! Then they dive inside and you scream as several little dino-dongs scrape and wrestle to get inside!

Measurements:

Overall length: 10 inches.
Insertable length: 5 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches.

Materials: Silicone

Color: Green, Blue

Note: Can be used as a novelty item or personal toy.

Key Features:

  • Fantasy Dildo: This green and blue Jurassic dong has a long tail for balance, heavy balls, big legs, and a curved shaft with a realistic head!
  • Premium Silicone: Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium silicone. Use with water-based lubricants only.
  • Gag Gift: This dickosaurus is the perfect gag gift to bring a smile or laugh to your friend or coworker!
  • Firm and Flexible: Designed with a firm, flexible shaft, it's also great for a ride!
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AutumnRose
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Size: Medium, Color: Black,navy,melange,london Blue,burgandy
I adore these! They're so comfy. When they first arrived they felt a little snug in the waist and leg holes, but I gently stretched them out before putting on and have had no problems since, even after washing/drying, i just put on delicates cycles. The slight snugness normally wouldn't bother me at all and most of my other undies are tighter, but I had surgery for endometriosis back several months ago so I need/needed something comfortable. I'm used to wearing hip huggers or bikini briefs. I was concerned that boyshorts would ride up or that the legs would roll-which they do roll up slightly, but it's easy enough to adjust when putting on clothing and then I have no issues!-Once I tried these, they've become my favorite underwear. They're very soft and "seamless" and I like the fact they have no elastic. I have pain down my inner thighs that makes seams or elastic leg holes uncomfortable, but these undies are long enough and soft enough to provide coverage/protection in that area when wearing pants or leggings with inner seams, and makes it so much better to deal with. I just ordered another package and I'm excited to have more pairs to replace my old undies with! Really happy with this purchase.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2022
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Varlen
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
A Bit Too Smooth
Speaking as a petite person, these following boyshort underwear passed so many comfort levels down from the fit, stretch, fabric feel, and describe shape of the material. When it comes to undergarments and living in a hot desert, breathable clothing is a necessity. It maybe "just underwear", but they are very complementing on the body and invisible in your movement. The crutch however, while the soft fabric maybe great with skin-contact - results with little grabbable or stickable surface for pads or panty liners that I own. Not having tried alternate pad or liner brands, I can't give a thorough idea of "Does it stick?" when it comes to this underwear. It's not to say it is completely unstickable, it'll will stick, but you really need to press in place. Major movement will crunch the pad/liner and you'll have to replace later in your day because you will feel it amiss.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 21, 2022
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MJ
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Incredibly comfy and sexy but watch for health variables
Size: Large, Color: 2 Black,2 Blue,light Coffee
I love these so much. Incredibly comfy and no more awkward panty lines (with no awful thong string needed). I would have absolutely loved a grayscale-colored pack (black, gray, ivory). The gray ones are fantastic and subtle if the top band sticks out a bit with jeans (I thought the blue ones would blend better, but they stand out in a weird way? Maybe a darker denim color would be less noticeable.) These are SO comfortable I actually enjoy getting dressed in the morning more, lol. My husband also really likes how these look. I feel way more everyday-sexy than regular cotton briefs or bikini-style underwear or the like. *A big thing to be aware of is that these do not breathe the same way as cotton, so you need to make sure your netherparts get adequate opportunity to air out so you don’t get a yeast infection. Your vaginal ecosystem will get out of balance if it’s too hot and/or compressed on a regular basis (like with yoga pants or etc.), so make sure to trade off with other more breathable underwear and give your body time to breathe and cool down. If this same company also made 100% cotton boyshorts in a multipack, that would be all I’d ever need!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 8, 2023
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Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
10/10 would recommend
Size: 3X-Large, Color: Light Coffee,grass Green,blue,orange,black, Size: 3X-Large, Color: Light Coffee,grass Green,blue,orange,black
I have bought 2 packs of these now, I love them! I wear them mostly to bed or under sweatpants, they're super comfy and good coverage. I don't really care about how these look, I just like not feeling like my underwear is too small for me with my belly or my butt hanging out! I followed the size chart and 3XL sounded way too big but these fit great, tight enough to stay up but don't hurt or leave marks on my thighs/stomach. (for reference: 5'5, 200lbs, waist 32, hips 46)
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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2025
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Mim
Boise, US
★★★★★ 3
Love everything except for the seams
Size: Medium, Color: 2 Black,2 Blue,light Coffee
This material of the "2black, 2blue,1 light coffee" color pack is wonderfully silky, soft, and stretchy. The colors are great and they look good on me. The only issue I have is with the seams. I'm very glad there are no seams at the hips, and I know because of that, the seams have to go somewhere. Isn't there a better place to put them than across the most sensitive female area and under my rear end so I sit on hard seams all day? I use these for my sleeping undies, and they are great for that because they're soft and pleasantly snug and so comfy to sleep in. I couldn't wear these during the day and sit on these seams for even 15 minutes. I'll admit I'm sensitive to seams but these leave a significant hard lump (especially contrasted with the wonderful material) and it's such a bummer to have them right under the bum! And across the female parts! The first women's underwear manufacturer that figures out a place to put the seams that aren't digging into hips, scratching sensitive female parts, or situated directly under my rear end while sitting will get ALL MY BUSINESS AND PRAISE. Edit: I purchased a second pack in different colors called "Black,navy,melange,london Blue,burgandy". The material of this second order is not as soft and silky as the first. It's wearable, but has a scratchy roughness to it. The material of the first pack I bought (2black, 2blue,1 light coffee) is much much better.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2020

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