SKU: 37703021266

Pornstar Martini

Sale price$43.20 Regular price$48.00
Save 10%

Pay in installments of $12.00 with ShopPay, AfterPay and Klarna

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 21 - Aug 26

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

Pornstar MartiniLadies, gentlemen, and degenerates of exquisite taste behold our Pornstar Martini, a canned bacchanal so utterly excessive, so lusciously unhinged, that it might just wink at you before kissing your sensibilities on the mouth. This is not a drink. This is a performance piece for your mouth. Crafted with glistening precision, this sensorial carnival begins with Specialty distilled Vodka as smooth and silky as a Parisian scandal. We then dive headlong

Ladies, gentlemen, and degenerates of exquisite taste - behold our Pornstar Martini, a canned bacchanal so utterly excessive, so lusciously unhinged, that it might just wink at you before kissing your sensibilities on the mouth. This is not a drink. This is a performance piece for your mouth.

Crafted with glistening precision, this sensorial carnival begins with Specialty distilled Vodka as smooth and silky as a Parisian scandal. We then dive headlong into South American Passionfruit so ripe, so fragrant, it should have its own OnlyFans. But we don’t stop there. Oh no. We drape this tropical hedonism in the rich, velvety embrace of Madagascan Vanilla, a bean so luxurious it’s banned in some Protestant households. And then, just to slap your palate awake, we splash in fresh lime juice, the citrusy lightning bolt that balances the debauchery with a zesty “bonjour, lover.”

But where, you cry, does this nectarous nonsense come from? Step into the stilettoed footsteps of the late, great Douglas Ankrah, the genius mixologist who birthed the Pornstar Martini in early-2000s London. His goal? To make a cocktail as cheeky, lavish, and unforgettable as the nightlife that inspired it. The name? A bold, irreverent homage to the unapologetic glam of the adult film industry - a drink meant to tease, titillate, and make your friends ask, “Wait, what did you just order?”

But here’s the clincher, the true coup de grâce of this decadent darling: it’s traditionally served with a sidecar of Champagne. Why? Because Douglas knew that some desires deserve two parts. The Pornstar Martini is pleasure layered - sip the cocktail, then follow it with a shot of bubbles to cleanse, elevate, and reset your tastebuds for another round of sin. Or chaos. Or both. We don't judge.

Now imagine all that - the drama, the swagger, the gold-dusted luxury - compacted into one of our iconic, award-winning cans. Ready to go wherever your inner diva takes you. Rooftop soirée? Obnoxious hens’ weekend? Solo Tuesday bath cry? It delivers. Cold. Sexy. Consistent. Every. Damn. Time.

And let’s be real: no one drinks a Pornstar Martini for subtlety. This is not a quiet, introspective tipple. This is a strut, a cackle, a pop song played at an inappropriately loud volume. It’s flirty, fruity, and utterly shameless - just like you should be.

So go on, be a little scandalous. Peel back the ring-pull, pour it into a coupe glass (or don't - decadence doesn’t discriminate), serve with a chilled shot of sparkling wine, and channel your inner chaos goblin.

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 37703021266

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.2 ★★★★★
Based on 12 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
I
Verified Purchase
Imani S
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Beyond my expectations…
Scent: Incredible 10/10. The entire shower smells like a spa afterwards. Woody notes, vanilla scent is deliciously heavy and warm, and even one pump delivers a punch of fresh vanilla scent to your entire body. I’m a woman who is in love with heavy earthy scents and this is it! P.S it also matches well with scents like vanilla, cocoa butter, chocolate, or even delicious “smore” scents! I pair it with vanilla and cocoa butter scented deodorant, vanilla perfume, or vanilla body lotion and it works amazing! Longevity: Lasts the entire day if I’m staying home just relaxing, not working out or sweating very much. I could shower in the early morning and by the time my head hits the pillow I still smell it faintly! If I’m out and about it still lasts hours I’d estimate around 6-8 hours before the scent fades! If I shower at 6am, come home at 5pm-6pm after work I still smell fresh! (I always shower 2x a day but you don’t even need to with this! Value for Money/Size: Oh absolutely! I think I bought this soap two weeks ago? Used it nearly every day, and you can’t even tell! One pump is enough, two pumps MAX per shower per day. I decided to lavish myself by buying this soap, because it’s a bit more pricey. But it’s actually saving me more money, at this rate I’ll be buying another one of these every 3 months! So that’s…4 times a year? 5 max? That’s incredible. I’ll probably stick with Cremo for life honestly. And I’m a woman!💕🎀
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2026
L
Verified Purchase
Light-Zone
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
High Quality and Smells Great!
This is so far superior to the standard soaps that you buy off the shelf in a supermarket. It creates a truly luxurious lather and smells fantastic without being obnoxious or perfume.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
E
Verified Purchase
Ebin buy :D
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Best vanilla body wash I've seen
Proper vanilla scent with a kick, without the vomit inducing synthetic aftertaste
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
A
Verified Purchase
Amazon Customer
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Definitely worth the money
Scent: Bourbon Oak
Smells amazing, lathers on nice. Pairs well with the lotion I use when I get out the shower. Definitely feel clean and fresh after using this body wash.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
J
Verified Purchase
Jason
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
New Favorite Body Wash
Scent: Bourbon Oak
This is my favorite body wash I've used. It has a great lather and smells amazing. You also get a lot for what you pay.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026

recommand products