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Shh... I'm Counting Tote

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Shh... I'm Counting ToteShh I'm Counting Tote Own your beautiful crafting addiction and gently ward off all unwanted interruptions with the wonderfully charming Shh I'm Counting Tote. Every passionate maker knows that the absolute trickiest moment of any project is keeping track of your pattern repeats, decreases, or cast on chainsand one single "hello" can completely ruin your stitch count. This design captures that universally relatable maker boundary with a gorgeous,

🐱🤫🧶 Shh... I'm Counting Tote

Own your beautiful crafting addiction and gently ward off all unwanted interruptions with the wonderfully charming Shh... I'm Counting Tote. Every passionate maker knows that the absolute trickiest moment of any project is keeping track of your pattern repeats, decreases, or cast-on chains—and one single "hello" can completely ruin your stitch count. This design captures that universally relatable maker boundary with a gorgeous, retro illustrative aesthetic. The centerpiece features an incredibly detailed graphic of an adorable kitten completely focused on its work, wrapped up in a cozy hand-knit scarf while meticulously managing a pair of needles and a textured project draped across its paws. Framed by whimsical sparkles and a neat ball of yarn trailing at its side, this cute feline portrait is paired with a bold, retro-styled headline reading "DON'T TALK TO ME I'M Counting".

Perfect for holding massive project stashes, busy stitch nights, and anyone who prefers their craft humor with a sharp, relatable edge, this distinctive tote proves that your concentration is a force to be reckoned with. As showcased on the spacious canvas of Light PinkShh... I'm Counting Tote.jpg, the deep maroon illustration and vintage-style typography pop with incredible clarity against the natural cream fabric, while the bold, light pink contrasting base and matching shoulder straps give it a soft, gorgeous, and playful appearance. Whether you're packing up your latest multi-skein project for an evening of crafting on the couch, visiting your favorite local yarn store crawl, or making a witty statement at your weekly stitch circle, this bag makes an incredibly fun, practical, and unforgettable statement.

Perfect for:

🧶 Knitters, crocheters, and textile artists who need a gentle, humorous way to say "please wait until I finish this row"

🐱 Cat lovers and feline fans who appreciate sassy animal illustrations and fiercely relatable maker inside jokes

✨ Anyone who treasures heavily detailed retro line-art, cozy vintage styles, and comfortable lifestyle accessories

🤫 Stitch circles, local yarn guild meetups, traveling with complex lace patterns, and bringing a clever edge to casual everyday wear

🎁 A delightfully witty, heartwarming gift for that passionate crafting friend whose ultimate kryptonite is losing their place in a pattern chart

Why you’ll love it:

✔ Creative, beautifully original design that brings your favorite cozy pastimes, furry companions, and maker truths together into a stunning piece of functional art

✔ High-fidelity, intricate line work capturing ultra-fine textures from the soft fur markings on the kitten to the individual looping stitches of its little scarf

✔ Sturdy canvas construction with a soft pink reinforced base and matching wide shoulder straps tailored for heavy project hauling and ultimate comfort

✔ An absolute magnet for compliments and a brilliant conversation starter to wear at your next holiday gathering, guild meetup, or craft retreat

✔ Built-in zippered front pocket to keep your stitch markers, tape measures, tapestry needles, and printed patterns safely separated from your main yarn stash

Because some rows require absolute silence. Claim your stitching zone, honor your inner maker, and carry your passion proudly with the Shh... I'm Counting Tote. 🐱🤫🧶✨🔮🌸💖⏳

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Milagros Horta
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
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Audra K
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Holy Grail Moisturizer for Rosacea
Style: Restorative Protective Cream-3.3 Fl Oz
In seeing so many negative reviews I felt compelled to weigh in as this is my favorite moisturizer. I have very dry, menopausal skin. Additionally, I have rosacea which seems to have been a nice gift from said menopause (you can only laugh, right?). It's very common for those of us in our 50's to have a compromised skin barrier and when an issue like rosacea is present, even more so. Because of all this my skin is very intolerant to most moisturizers and nearly all actives (over the last few years I've had to discontinue my retinols and chemical exfoliators). While ingredients like ALA's, petrolatum, mineral oil, parafin/bees wax, and lanolin are well tolerated and known to be quite soothing, they don't hydrate very well as they are more occlusive than moisturizing. Enter this product. Magically, it does both! It's marketed as a protective cream, which again implies occlusive, but it penetrates like no other. Gone is the tight, dry feeling that persisted even when I had a heavy layer of product on my skin (my previous moisturizer was Eucerin Original Healing Cream -- which still has its uses -- because it was the only thing I could put on my skin outside of squalane oil during a flare). Now, no topical can cure rosacea. However, the right product can calm the skin, repair the damaged lipid barrier, and improve its appearance. This moisturizer does just that and it's become my holy grail. Since starting this I've also added in the Cicalfate Serum which has only aided in repairing my skin. Another Avene product that works great for me is the XeraCalm Balm which helps with itching. I use all three of these daily and they've really helped fix the secondary issues that come with rosacea. As for the complaints about it being greasy or too heavy. I can see this not working for people with normal or oily skin (or perhaps only in moderation). But my skin loves the heavier weight and because one of the ways I soothe a flare is to keep a tiny mister bottle on hand and repeatedly spray my face so I have to guard against the drying effects of evaporation. These products are so lipid heavy that I can wet my face all day long without worrying about that, though I do reapply throughout the day. As for the watery consistency issue, I haven't had that problem but it does caution on the packaging not to expose the product to temperatures below 41 degrees F (5 C). I suspect that if it gets too cold either because of the weather or because of whatever warehouse it sat in during transit it will separate. Maybe open the package and before squeezing some out look to see if it has split and then shake it up/message the tube. So, if you have skin like mine don't hesitate to try this product. I'm leaving this absurdly long review for my struggling brothers and sisters out there with rosacea in hopes that it provides some relief! Happy moisturizing, internet strangers. ;)
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Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2025
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Tobyizme
New York, US
★★★★★ 4
Possible solution to seperation
Style: Restorative Protective Cream-1.3 Fl Oz
I love this product so much, but, like everyone else the water HEAVILY separated. A lot of water just shot out immediately and as i've used the cream it has felt more and more thick bc of that, shaking the tube or not. POSSIBLE SOLUTION: I actually think the company could salvage this problem by upgrading packaging to a Cosmetic JAR and then customers could take a toothpick and stir if separation has occurred by the time of purchase. I hope to try this with my next tube, just toothpaste squeezed everything out into a nice cosmetic jar and stir the water back into the product. This is such a simple solution that could really solve the product waste. This refreshes my skin, doesn't break me out, and is lovely. I break out so easily, and being middle aged my skin really requires a dense help with moisture. <3
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
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Tara Tadema
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Ordered in spring/summer and it arrived separated too BUT...
Style: Restorative Protective Cream-1.3 Fl Oz
Ok, So I heard great things about this cream and decided to order. I ordered on May 28th and I live on the Gulf Coast of Texas and it is in the low 90s right now. I was worried mine would arrived separated like many others claimed to have gotten theirs, and sadly it did. Warm weather or not, blue water shot out of the tube the minute I squeezed it. Luckily, I read Mia P's review and submerged my tube in warm water (hot water actually straight out of my instant hot water faucet). I left it for about 5 minutes then shook it vigoroously. It seemed to help but was still a bit wonky so I repeated the process again and success! My tube is totally fine now and comes out in a thick, rich, emollient cream as it is supposed to. I will update my review after I use it more but so far I love the way it feels on the skin. It is very thick but spreads nicely and completely absorbs into the skin and leaves no greasy residue which is a big deal because I have oily skin. I purchased this to help with my Retin A uglies (I actually am using Musely with .05% tretinoin) and am hoping it helps with the redness and peeling I am having. I will update my review once I've used it for a while but wanted to post this review as I saw so many people complaining about the separating and just thought I'd mention that you can fix this issue if you have it (and there is a good likely hood that you will). Update: I've been using this for a week now and I am absolutely in love with this cream! It is the most hydrating and healing cream I've ever used. Usually, thicker face creams like this would cause issues for me with acne or clogged pores as I do have oily skin that can break out if I use products with occlusive ingredients, but this one does not. In fact, my skin has never looked better! This is a must-have if you are using Retin-A/Tretinoin and going through the red/peely phase with your skin. The separation that occurred when I first received it has not been a problem and the cream is staying thick and free from any strange liquidy issues after I put it in hot water as mentioned in the first part of my review.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2023
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hellsbellstrudy
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Saved My Skin and Healed My Eczema
Style: Restorative Protective Cream-1.3 Fl Oz, Style: Restorative Protective Cream-1.3 Fl Oz
I was having the worst skin winter of my life. I am hypersensitive and my skin started rejecting an expensive line I had used for many years (EL). My skin wasn’t healing even just using AQ balm on it and occasionally steroids when it was extra bad, and the pronounced eczema on my eyelids and neck for months was making me miserable and gross looking. I started researching brands I hadn’t tried for super sensitive skin and saw recommendations for Avene. We were leaving on a vacation and I was desperate to feel better so I ordered this and the matching serum. I started with only this cream and overnight I saw my skin start to heal. Within a few days it was like the last few months never happened. I carefully added the serum and had no issues. I used only these two products for the month I was gone and had glowing skin the whole time. This is thicker than a normal lotion since it is made to protect your skin but if you let it warm up a few seconds it smoothes easily. This will definitely remain a staple in my skin arsenal and I can’t thank you enough for making an actually gentle but effective product! This picture is two weeks after starting the product, smooth skin and confident to take selfies!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2026

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