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Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to DieDELUXE EDITION WITH SPRAYED + STENCILED EDGES, SPOT GLOSS AND GOLD FOIL. In this hilarious gay fantasy romance, a reclusive sorcerer is forced to protect a cowardly knight after a prophecy ties their fates together. Funny, touching and inventive, this brilliant debut is perfect for fans of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying and Dreadful. In Which Many Dangerous and Homosexual Things Happen. All his life, Sir Cameron has stayed as far away from
DELUXE EDITION WITH SPRAYED + STENCILED EDGES, SPOT GLOSS AND GOLD FOIL.In this hilarious gay fantasy romance, a reclusive sorcerer is forced to protect a cowardly knight after a prophecy ties their fates together. Funny, touching and inventive, this brilliant debut is perfect for fans of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying and Dreadful.
In Which Many Dangerous and Homosexual Things Happen.
All his life, Sir Cameron has stayed as far away from danger as possible. He is quite frankly too handsome to die a pointless death in battle. But then the Church hands down a prophecy to his fellow knights: the only way to defeat their nemesis, the mad sorcerer Merulo, is to kill Sir Cameron. Short of ideas, Cameron throws himself on the mercy of the one person who now actually wants him to survive: the mad sorcerer.
Merulo isn’t thrilled to be babysitting a spoilt, attention-seeking knight, but transmogrifying him into a vulture is at least entertaining. Cameron, meanwhile, is on a voyage of self-discovery. It turns out he’s really, really into surly sorcerers who lock him up and tell him what to do. Who knew?
As a legion of knights surround their stronghold, the sorcerer’s poisonous ambitions draw ever closer to fruition. Cameron is quite invested in not dying, but he finds he’s also invested in Merulo. And sometimes, supporting the sorcerer you care about means taking an interest in their hobbies. Even if that hobby is trying to kill God.
Even if it might get you killed, too.
Fall in love with this laugh-out loud, genre-bending romp full of concussed elves and queer romance like you've never seen before.
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Flavor Name: Chicken
We tried all the "chips" and the chicken is my dogs favorite! Love the simple ingredients. Great crunchy snack!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Our dog loves them!
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We are very impressed with these Gaines Family Farmstead Chicken chips! Our dog is picky and she absolutely loves them! She just turned 13 so we are trying to give her the best and healthiest. These chicken chips have only one ingredient so they are perfect! We will be ordering again!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 9, 2025
★★★★★ 1
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Flavor Name: Chicken
Love the Gaines Family treats, but this one made my 22lb dog deathly ill for 5 days. We feared we would lose him as nothing would stop the diarrhea and retching. He couldn’t even make it through the night without multiple trips outdoors.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
She has sensitive stomach so they worked for her
Flavor Name: Chicken
my dog liked them
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Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Chicken Chips for fogs
Flavor Name: Chicken
These are magnificent treats! Really crunchy! My Doxie loves these
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Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2025