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Teenage Mutant Dirtbags: A Roleplaying GameYoure a Mutantimal, but nobody actually calls you that. Its just a stupid name. Youre a teenage mutant, a human animal hybrid, raised by zealots. They trained you to be a warrior, a savior, the only one who can stop whatever chaos the world throws at us. Humans? Theyre a mess, they screw everything up, and theyre too stupid or lazy to fix it. At least thats what youve been told. But the thing is, you love human stuff. Youre addicted to TV shows and
You’re a Mutantimal, but nobody actually calls you that. It’s just a stupid name. You’re a teenage mutant, a human-animal hybrid, raised by zealots. They trained you to be a warrior, a savior, the only one who can stop whatever chaos the world throws at us. Humans? They’re a mess, they screw everything up, and they’re too stupid or lazy to fix it. At least that’s what you’ve been told.
But the thing is, you love human stuff. You’re addicted to TV shows and movie debates, you crave greasy fast food, and most days you just want to chill, smoke some weed, and sleep in. Save the world? That’s not your problem, man.
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