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Mere Mortals

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Mere MortalsThis hilarious, fresh take on a classic vampire tale a true supernatural comedy follows a pair of hundred year old teenage vampires who are turned mortal and must face the greatest nightmare of all high school. Charlie and her brother, Reg, have been vampires for a very long time. For a century, they enjoyed the glitz and glamour of life as members of the wealthiest vampire clan. But now, after one careless mistake, they've been expelled from the

This hilarious, fresh take on a classic vampire tale--a true supernatural comedy--follows a pair of hundred-year-old teenage vampires who are turned mortal and must face the greatest nightmare of all--high school.

Charlie and her brother, Reg, have been vampires for... a very long time. For a century, they enjoyed the glitz and glamour of life as members of the wealthiest vampire clan. But now, after one careless mistake, they've been expelled from the vampire community and dumped in the middle of Nowhere, Iowa to live as mortals in a hilarious fish-out-of-water twist.

Suddenly Charlie has to deal with zits, tears, and--worst of all--high school. But things start to change in this YA paranormal romance when she and Reg find a group of friends, including the deliciously good-looking Dexter. And though Charlie would give anything to be vampire again, she begins to appreciate some of the new experiences that humanity brings too.

But nothing could make them forget the life they've left behind. When they're offered a second shot at immortality, Charlie is desperate to seize it. It'll just mean a total betrayal of all her new friends, who will have their minds wiped of their memories of her. She can handle that if it means she can live forever... right?

Don't miss this unique, laugh-out-loud funny novel by acclaimed author Erin Jade Lange!

  • A laugh-out-loud funny vampire book perfect for Halloween reading.
  • Ideal for fans of witty supernatural stories and teen romance.
  • For teens who love dark and scary stories with a humorous bite.
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JHR
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Very well-made, nice valet, solid wood with a silicone surface
I really do love this white BROWN wooden valet Tray. It has taken it place right next to my bed on my nightstand. Currently it contains a flashlight, my watch charger, earbuds, remote control, and a walkie-talkie. They all fit perfectly, it really keeps my stand, neat and clean looking. I like these trays because they look so much better than things just laying randomly across your nightstand. It saves things from rolling off to the back of the nightstand against the wall, where I have to flex like an acrobat to reach them. These are perfect for any works surface as well. These would be welcome in the shop. I'm sure they would be great for a teacher, a kitchen a professional at their desk. Just about anywhere you need to put small items and store them temporarily. One of the best things about it is that the bottom or at least the inside surface where you place items is not wooden. It appears to be some type of a silicone so you don't hear that wood sound when you drop things into it. It's soft and things don't roll or slide. It holds them in place exactly where you put them. The bottom came with four felt pads that you can stick on the bottom before you put it on your nightstand or wherever you're putting it. Keeps it from scratching any wooden surfaces. It has a nice rounded edges are very clean dark wood look and a great silicone mat on the inside, this is perfect for your nightstand. I really do enjoy it. Comedy no assembly required. It's well-made and it's a sturdy piece of wood. I highly recommend it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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Mama Ria
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Holds hubs personal items nicely.
This is a decent sized wooden tray for the price. The manufacturer took care to package this nicely so it was not damaged in transit. All the material used on this tray seem to be pretty decent. The color is very versitile. The wood feels durable and not a soft wood that would easily scratch or dent. The faux leather lining is very nice and makes it quiet when hubs puts his keys down. This tray comes with 4 feet which one must apply by simply peeling the release paper and sticking to the bottom of the tray. This is nice so the tray does not scratch the night stand. Honestly, this tray is very versitile as this can definately be used on an end table in the office or in the bathroom to corral items on the counter top. This is a decent product at a very fair price.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
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D. C.
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Looks good and works great
Color: Wireless Charging
I put this on my desk at work and it is the perfect size. I keep it unplugged when not actively charging a phone, but the charger works well with an iPhone 15 though it seems to charge slower than if I use a charging cord, but that is not a big deal. I do have to take the case off the phone because of the type of case it is. It was easy to set up and I do take the cord out when not charging the phone. The mat itself is soft, does not have any strong odors even when first opening the package, and makes my desk look neat. Seems to be pretty thick and sturdy and would hold up to normal, every day use. Accidental spills were easy to clean, just wipe with a damp cloth and brush away any lint.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 21, 2025
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c'est la vie🎉😘
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great
Color: Wireless Charging, Color: Wireless Charging
I bought this wireless charging mouse pad, because my phone isn’t charging anymore using the USB, plus I need a new mouse pad, the wireless charging is super convenient, just drop my phone on the pad and it starts charging fast 15W. The surface of the pad is really smooth, perfect for both casual use and gaming. My mouse glides like butter, and it's big enough to hold my keyboard and mouse perfectly. It also stays in place thanks to the non-slip backing. One of my favorite things is the foldable phone holder. I didn’t think I’d use it much, but it actually comes in handy when I’m watching videos or just keeping an eye on notifications while working. Plus, the whole thing looks pretty sleek and would actually make a solid gift. Overall, definitely worth it for anyone who wants to tidy up their desk setup and the wireless charging is super convenient. Easy to use, durable and easy to clean.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2025
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Nick
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 3
Nice pad. Mediocre charger.
Color: Wireless Charging
The large pad surface is comfortable. The wireless charger functionality is hit or miss. Even without a phone case it seems to choose when it wants to work. Sometimes you gotta reposition the phone five times to get it to function.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2026

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