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Katamco Toilet Timer (Dad)EXPLOSIVELY FUNNY GAG GIFT or Christmas stocking stuffer idea for your favorite stinker. Now there's a fun way to keep toilet clogging hogs from loafing around in the bathroom! FOR THE LONG POOPER OR POO CRASTINATOR in your life. Give the gift of time management to your #1 compoodre and instantly wipe, flush, and plunge away lavatory laziness. SPIN TO SET this funny timer. The Toilet Timer allows the user 5 minutes to make it happen, to go or get off
- EXPLOSIVELY FUNNY GAG GIFT or Christmas stocking stuffer idea for your favorite stinker. Now there's a fun way to keep toilet clogging hogs from loafing around in the bathroom!
- FOR THE LONG-POOPER OR POO-CRASTINATOR in your life. Give the gift of time management to your #1 compoodre and instantly wipe, flush, and plunge away lavatory laziness.
- SPIN TO SET this funny timer. The Toilet Timer allows the user 5 minutes to make it happen, to go or get off the pot, or simply blame it on the dog. In the spirit of extravagant flatulence... gentlemen, fart your engines!
- TOILET TIMER (CLASSIC) features a regular Joe seated on the golden throne, butt we also offer a few particularly bizarre models inspired by your dear old dawdling Dad, our presidential commander in relief, and White Elephant (AKA Dirty Santa) parties.
- SUCCESSFULLY FUNDED ON KICKSTARTER by many good wives, desperate to regain timely access to their vanities. Katamco is proud to be an American company and happy to support gaseous humor worldwide, bringing together all countries of creed and crap under a single banner of brown.
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★★★★★ 5
I love this brand. These shoes look and fit great!
Size: 13 Wide, Color: Black/White/Black
I love wearing Cole Haan shoes. This is the second pair I’ve owned and the style just gets me. I’ve worn these to work at a great professional job every day, not just casual Friday. I wear these when I head out shopping or to dinner. They are functional, comfortable, built for regular and bigger wider feet and comfortable. I am 6 feet tall and my feet have changed size over the years to me needing a wider shoe to relieve pressure on my toes and front wide porting of my foot. So the 13W feels great and still walks the same as a regular 14 but more comfort for me. They look amazing and qualify in some offices as dress shoes (depending on company rules they will justify a sneaker as a shoe with the tan colored “gum” sole as a sneaker) so check company policy. The black sole on this makes it look more dressy. I am switching out the laces to match my previous Cole Haan because I think the white shoelaces look better. As an adult, aside from my Kenneth Cole boots Reaction boots and Doc Marten’s these are the only shoes I will pay 3 digits for. This looks like skater shoes but with a more mature look.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2025
★★★★★ 5
I am certainly glad I found them and finally ordered
Size: 10, Color: Ivory/White/British Tan
A bit bulkier than my Stan Smiths Leather versions, but actually more comfortable.
They seem to be a bit "clunkier" looking than a streamline Stan Smith, but it's a matter of style. It works for a change of pace.
Gets or picks up dirt a bit, but cleans well, except the canvas part.
Has lasted almost 6-8 months with very little signs of wear.
Feels very secure in any type of weather or condition.
Great alternative or addition to having a pair of Stan Smiths.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Amazing shoes
Size: 10.5 Wide, Color: Black/White/Black
Amazing shoes
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Love the look, but Narrow
Size: 10, Color: Marine Blue/Woodbury/Ivory
What is for my son-in-law, he loves them, but had to switch them out twice because they run very narrow. He doesn’t have a wide foot at all so be careful when you purchase. Other than that they are a good looking shoe and he really likes them.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Awesome value shoes
Size: 11.5, Color: Ivory/White/British Tan, Size: 11.5, Color: Ivory/White/British Tan
These white Cole Haan shoes are just what I hoped for, the color is a perfect off-white, somewhere between cream and pure white, which gives them a more refined look. The quality feels excellent, they’re very comfortable right out of the box, and the laces feel durable and well-made. They fit true to size with no issues. Based on this experience, I’ll definitely be buying more from this brand in the future especially at this price point.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2025
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