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Sham Ham-Flavored Rectangle Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap

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Sham Ham-Flavored Rectangle Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan SoapA block of pure nostalgia with zero mystery meat and 100% mystery why anyone would want to wash with it but hey, here we are. The Sham Do Not Eat Bar Soap is a cheeky nod to the classics, perfect for anyone who loves a clean body and a dirty sense of humor. Each bar is handmade and vegan, crafted by soap artisans with a unique mystery scent that adds to the fun. Packaged in rustic kraft wrapping, no two bars are ever alike because a little weirdness

A block of pure nostalgia with zero mystery meat and 100% mystery why anyone would want to wash with it — but hey, here we are. 🧼 The Sham Do Not Eat Bar Soap is a cheeky nod to the classics, perfect for anyone who loves a clean body and a dirty sense of humor.

Each bar is handmade and vegan, crafted by soap artisans with a unique “mystery” scent that adds to the fun. Packaged in rustic kraft wrapping, no two bars are ever alike — because a little weirdness makes everything better.

  • Reads: "Sham Ham-Flavored Rectangle"
  • Scent: Mystery
  • Type: Handmade, vegan bar soap
  • Net Weight: 6 oz
  • Dimensions: 3 ½" L × 2 ¾" W × 1" H
  • Packaging: Shrink-wrapped with kraft brown label
  • Use: Gentle, creamy lather for everyday cleansing
  • Note: Each bar is handmade; variations may occur
  • Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
  • The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)

Clean up your act — or don’t. Sham’s got you covered either way.

By Whiskey River Soap Co.

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