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Octophallus Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory

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Octophallus Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryThis intricate dong is wearing the long, grasping arms of a small octopus. The purple and blue color stands out among other toys and the realistic shaped shaft can almost be seen behind the long ridges of cephalopod limbs. Made out of premium, phthalate free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty item! Use only with water based lubricants for

This intricate dong is wearing the long, grasping arms of a small octopus. The purple and blue color stands out among other toys and the realistic shaped shaft can almost be seen behind the long ridges of cephalopod limbs. Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty item! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the personal massager with warm water and soap and use a novelty item cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

It was my third year returning to the Indian Ocean for summer. The big-blue octopus was a commonly seen cephalopod there and I'd decided to make the study of them my major. They were fascinating creatures but deep down I know I had other reasons to study them, ones I would never admit to in my research. The sun was beating down on me that day so hard that I felt like fainting, so I took out the small boat and set out to visit my octopuses. The water welcomed me like a long lost lover as I dipped in with nothing more than my dive gear and a tight-fitting suit. I didn't have to go very far before finding what I was looking for. It was expecting me, after all. The mysterious, small, purple-blue octopus that had mystified me ever since my first visit here and convinced me to study these creatures swam up to me and immediately landed on my arm! It wrapped its tentacles around me, saying hello. This fully grown octopus was smaller than the normal blue octopuses I'd seen, but I knew it would grow bigger in time. Even though it was a venomous kind that packed a powerful bite and had an inky discharge, it hadn't harmed me even once in all this time. Instead, it did what it always did… it explored. It began playing with my zippers and ties. It started pulling at them, finding openings in my clothes and reaching inside. As usual, it wrestled open my fly and reached inside to pull out my shaft. I'd remained flaccid but once this little octopus started wrapping its limbs around me I began to swell with excitement! The limbs undulated and squeezed, milking a drip of salty-sweet liquid from the tip of the head that this octopus enjoyed. It began to pulse and tighten, and as it did I let myself float, weightless in ecstasy, as it milked me until I burst, the thick fluid bursting free of my shaft and hanging there like its own inky discharge in the water, glistening in the afternoon sun.

Measurements:

Overall length: 8.8 inches.
Insertable length: 7 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.
Materials: Silicone

Color: Purple, blue

Key Features:
Fantasy personal massager: This purple and blue, realistic-shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride!
Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this personal massager. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most wearable massager harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.



Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.

Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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EWF
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 1
15 Minutes….with update x2
Color: Orange
Within 15 minutes my 10-month old puppy had one of the moose antlers torn half off. I’ll see if he is able to destruct any more of this “indestructible” toy. If it holds up I’ll come back and upgrade the number of stars but for now…not impressed. UPDATE: Sadly he was able to rip it open via the appendages (the legs). The main body of the toy seems pretty tough but no dog is going to keep away from the legs. Downgrade to 1 star. UPDATE #2: I just received my second attempt at using this “indestructible” toy. This time I went with the rino since the legs are rope and not a sewn on leg. Well, in about 5 minutes my puppy had the horn torn and the horn provides direct access to the inside stuffing. As mentioned above, the legs are rope. The design was pretty smart in that both the front legs is one posted of rope going through a hole made in the stuffed toy. Same for the rear legs. This prevents the dog tearing them off and getting access to the stuffing. Sadly the horn being torn off right away makes this toy destructible. I think the only way they may be successful calling this an indestructible toy would be if they made a ball out of the body material or perhaps something in the shape of a bone.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 9, 2023
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Kat
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
AWESOME TOY for aggressive chewers
My 4 legged fur baby has only had for a few days. Now we’ve purchased several others in the past and he LOVES them. EXTREMELY durable. He is a dachshund and loves to destroy his toys. It’s almost like it’s a mission to see how fast to get the stuffing and squeakers out of his toys and can say he has been unable to destroy any. Now the reason I gave this only 4 stars is because the end of the tail has hair like material and he did start tearing this apart. Was finding the hair on his blanket and hanging out of his mouth. So I just trimmed the tail and he is back to loving on his toy. I would highly recommend this to anyone.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2021
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1Elley1
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute and my dog loves it
My dog loves toys she can play rough with both her teeth and paws and this one was loved the second it came out of the packaging. We liked that the eyes are sewn patches so nothing to swallow if it detaches (other than the material). The knotted ropes that form it’s arms and legs actually move through the body from side to side, which makes tugging games fun and interesting. We also liked that there were no dangling easy-to-chew off bits, for example, the ears are tiny nubs so she can’t get them off with her teeth easily. The stuffing is also firm and full so it’s like a soft toy to cuddle up with but with rope limbs to sink her teeth into. She rates it highly.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2021
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LeighCee
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 3
Chew proof except for stuffing
Color: Grey, Color: Grey
I left Sage with her new chew toy and was distracted by something in the other room. I came back not 5 minutes later, and this was what I saw! Stuffing all over the floor! And that was just the beginning. By the end of the day, I had cleaned up stuffing several times from separate sessions with the toy! The rest of the poor toy is holding together, except that it has lost a couple of squeakers. I don't know whether to recommend it or not. Sage is exceptionally, extraordinarily, extremely, immensely, and profoundly aggressive when she chews (on inanimate objects only -- no humans or other animals!).
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2023
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dallinna
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Great hit with my dog
Color: Grey, Color: Grey
The gray rhino is a great hit with my dog. She's a medium size golden (53lbs) likes to chew and tug, but she is not not too aggressive with toys, and this has become her favorite toy. Over the last 2 weeks she's removed the top arms from the body and "killed" one of the squeakers, and the arms are now a separate tug toy. We could have put the arms back, but she figured out those come off, and she would take them out again. The armless rhino is still the one she carries around from room to room, plating tug and fetch with every day. The toy is very well stitched, the fabric is of good quality and there are no small pieces that come apart to be swallowed. It gets dirty from all the playing so I plan to throw it in the wash every month or so.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2024

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