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Personal Trainer - Human Assholes (LP)

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Personal Trainer - Human Assholes (LP)LET OP! PRE ORDER! Indien je deze LP bestelt wordt je gehele bestelling verzonden op de releasedatum*. *De hier vermelde releasedata zijn altijd onder voorbehoud. Bestel je meer Pre Orders? Je bestelling wordt op de releasedatum van de laatste release verzonden. Wil je ze op de afzonderlijke releasedata ontvangen? Maak dan 2 bestellingen. EAN: 5061102610264 Release Date: 4 9 2026 Vinyl Colour: Pink De afgelopen tien jaar is Personal Trainer het

LET OP! PRE-ORDER! Indien je deze LP bestelt wordt je gehele bestelling verzonden op de releasedatum*.

*De hier vermelde releasedata zijn altijd onder voorbehoud. Bestel je meer Pre-Orders? Je bestelling wordt op de releasedatum van de laatste release verzonden. Wil je ze op de afzonderlijke releasedata ontvangen? Maak dan 2 bestellingen. 

 EAN: 5061102610264
 Release Date: 4-9-2026
 Vinyl Colour: Pink

De afgelopen tien jaar is Personal Trainer het voortdurend evoluerende creatieve platform geweest voor frontman en songwriter Willem Smit, en groeide de band uit van de Amsterdamse undergroundscene tot een internationaal succesvolle tourband. Personal Trainer is een opwindende kracht in de moderne indierock en combineert scherpe humor, chaotische energie en onweerstaanbare hooks. Hun aanstaande derde album Human Assholes balanceert speelse absurditeit met een stille onderstroom van twijfel. Smit heeft zich altijd terughoudend opgesteld als de zogenaamde frontman van een band. Voorheen waren Smit en producer Casper van der Lans volledig in beslag genomen door nauwgezette, detailgerichte opnames, maar ze hebben hun aanpak veranderd. Deze keer kozen ze voor directheid: schrijven op akoestische gitaar en live opnemen als volledige band. Het resultaat is een warmer, organischer geluid, te horen in onweerstaanbare nummers als “Tyres Skid”, “Scrambled Egg” en “Punch Drunk Love”. Gevormd door jarenlang toeren, omarmde de band imperfectie en spontaniteit. Voor Smit bevestigt Human Assholes uiteindelijk dat muziek zowel een gezamenlijk, collaboratief proces is als een persoonlijk toevluchtsoord.

Tracklist

  • 1. Marvin's Curtain Up
  • 2. Scrambled Egg
  • 3. Punch Drunk Love
  • 4. Bone
  • 5. Moping
  • 6. Places!
  • 7. The Burrows
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