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The Witch's Vacuum CleanerUnleash your imagination with 'The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner,' a whimsical collection of tales by the legendary Sir Terry Pratchett. This enchanting book invites readers into a realm of magic, where the ordinary meets the extraordinary. Discover a world filled with wizards embroiled in epic battles, an adventurous ant named 4179003, and a time traveling television that defies the laws of physics. With each turn of the page, you'll encounter an
Unleash your imagination with 'The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner,' a whimsical collection of tales by the legendary Sir Terry Pratchett. This enchanting book invites readers into a realm of magic, where the ordinary meets the extraordinary. Discover a world filled with wizards embroiled in epic battles, an adventurous ant named 4179003, and a time-traveling television that defies the laws of physics. With each turn of the page, you'll encounter an unforgettable cast of characters, including the lovable Mr. Swimble, who transforms a simple vacuum cleaner into a source of delightful chaos, conjuring cheese sandwiches and yellow elephants. Pratchett's unique blend of humor and fantasy shines through in these fourteen stories, offering laughter and adventure for readers of all ages. Perfect for fans of fantastical literature, this paperback edition, published by Random House UK in 2017, boasts 336 pages of pure joy. Dive into the food fights, mischievous pirates, and bouncing rabbits that make this collection truly magical. Whether you're a lifelong fan of Pratchett or new to his work, 'The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner' is sure to entertain and inspire. Embrace the magic today!Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
Queen Helene Makes Another Winner!
Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.
Wow!!! I’ve used Queen Helene’s Mint Julep for years and it works wonderfully so I thought I’d give the Almond Massage Cream a whirl. The scent is yummy, I just love almond... give me a spoon I just want to eat it since it smells so good! The texture is really thick until you place it on your face/skin and it literally melts like true coconut oil. This is exactly what I was looking for — an ideal cold cream/make-up remover. For the reviewers/people who answered questions about “not using it on your face”. Please just enlarge the back of the tub and it states that you can. Here’s what it says: This luxurious massage cream soothes and moisturizes with the delightful scent of almonds. Use as a massage cream for the face, neck and body. I personally pair it with Aloe/Kleenex to apply to my face to remove my make-up in the evening. It emulsifies any last drop of mascara on your lashes or debris. Then I lather my face with a mild facial cleanser like Neutrogena. Lastly to remove any residual, I gently wipe my face with a warm/hot washcloth, this leaves my skin dewy soft! I love this product! This tub will go for miles. Also, I use a bit in my hair as well, just like coconut oil creating softness and shine. Excellent product all around, in my opinion!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2019
★★★★★ 5
Works great
Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz., Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.
It feels and smells great on the skin. I use it every night for my facial massage. It can be hard to wash off if you apply too much, but it can be washed off with a facial cleanser. I always wipe it off first and then wash my face with cleanser. I love it so far. It's a huge bottle, so it will last a long time. Great value for the price.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2023
★★★★★ 4
Almond massage cream
Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.
I’m using this product more than four years. But I noticed for the past year that it started to be less sliding… also I noticed separation of oil and cream…did they changed some formula?
Still continue to buy this. Love the smell
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Super hydrating
Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.
This is a wonderful cream to put on after a nice shower or bath
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Soft, smells good and works right after the use
Size: 15 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Professional Massage Cream, Almond, 15 oz.
Using this almond massage cream from 8-9 yrs. It makes your skin glow and soft right after the use. Highly recommended for everyone except oily skin.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2025
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