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Death by Coconuts

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Death by CoconutsYou're on an afterlife cruise to the totally tropical island of Eternal Paradise your final destination If you catch our drift. On the way, your ship slams into a rock, not far from the sad sandy shores of Purgatory Island. You manage to escape the sinking vessel on a trusty inflatable flamingo and reach the shore, self assured that you've survived a shipwreck and shark infested waters only to be bludgeoned by a falling coconut. What are the chances?!

You're on an afterlife cruise to the totally tropical island of Eternal Paradise - your final destination... If you catch our drift. On the way, your ship slams into a rock, not far from the sad sandy shores of Purgatory Island. You manage to escape the sinking vessel on a trusty inflatable flamingo and reach the shore, self-assured that you've survived a shipwreck and shark-infested waters - only to be bludgeoned by a falling coconut.

What are the chances?! Well it turns out, there are an average of 150 deaths by coconut per year. You regain consciousness to the realisation the shipwreck has turned your heavenly cruise to Eternal Paradise into a hellish race across Purgatory Island.

From Coconut Beach, you've gotta move by backing your betting ability in deciding which of the three options is most deadly. For example: Falling Coconuts, Lightning Strike or Extreme Selfies

You'll be betting by using the only currency to hand: coconuts (ironically). You've got a one-in-three chance of getting the answer correct. Which is roughly the same odds as being struck by lightning... if you play golf in a thunderstorm... dressed like a medieval jouster.

Bet small and move cautiously. Bet big and move quickly - but risk going backwards just as fast. Navigate shortcuts and lava flows - you know, the usual features of a deserted tropical island. Oh, and look out for buried treasure, it could be the difference between life and death.

Whichever tactic you choose, only the first to the finish gets into Eternal Paradise. It's a pretty exclusive guest list - so you better get a move on! Or you'll be wandering the wastes of purgatory for eternity... And that sounds like a fate worse than death!

So, grab yourself a few fellow shipwrecked shipmates and get going on the race to Eternal Paradise, where your knowledge of death just might save your life.

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Gabrielle Gargala
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Great one ingredient treats
Size: 1 lbs
I love that these are one ingredient treats. The quality is great, my dogs love the taste, and their appearance looks great without a bunch of additives. The texture is nice and the ridges in the cuts do help with cleaning my dogs teeth a bit. They are fairly expensive for what they are. These are great if you don’t have the time to make your own.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2026
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LA
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Treat
Size: 1 lbs
My Dog loves these treats, very healthy
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
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NOLA D
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 3
Only one ingredient
Size: 1-Pack (0.5 lbs)
I really like that. The product had only one ingredient which was sweet potatoes. They were well packaged in a reclosable bag. However, my dogs (a Morkie and a Malti-tzu) had no interest in them and would not even try it. I passed it on to someone else to try for their Shiba Inu.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Rameria
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
My pet loves it
Size: 1 lbs
Great for your pet
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
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kab
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Usually good, but not this time
Size: 1 lbs
The last bag was very hard but I am softening them up with “sugar bears”. When we first started getting them you could easily cut them & my girl loved them. Then we got a bag that molded within a couple weeks. I tried others but my girl didn’t like any as well as these. Eventually I came back to Dave’s & it was fine until this last bag & she wouldn’t eat them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026

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