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Description
No Kings Since 1776No Kings Since 1776. Because we fought a whole war about this, remember? This tee is for the people who actually read the Constitution and know the difference between a president and a wannabe monarch. Whether youre marching for democracy, grilling in the backyard, or side eyeing that gold leaf MAGA King merch, youre making one thing crystal clear: America doesnt do kings. Why it rocks: Ultra soft cotton blend (freedom should feel comfy) Unisex fit
👑🗽 No Kings Since 1776.
Because we fought a whole war about this, remember? 🇺🇸
This tee is for the people who actually read the Constitution and know the difference between a president and a wannabe monarch. 😏 Whether you’re marching for democracy, grilling in the backyard, or side-eyeing that gold-leaf “MAGA King” merch, you’re making one thing crystal clear: America doesn’t do kings.
🔥 Why it rocks:
- Ultra-soft cotton blend (freedom should feel comfy)
- Unisex fit — looks good on rebels, resisters, and reasonable patriots alike
- Ethically made, sustainably printed
- Part of alpacalunch’s Affordable Ragewear line 🦙
Wear it loud on Independence Day, voting day, or any day someone forgets who’s actually in charge here (hint: it’s the people). 💪
💬 Democracy: still a great look since 1776.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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