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Thee Oh Sees - Face Stabber

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Thee Oh Sees - Face StabberHey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the fuck

Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies-the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh... people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the fuck you like... long live the new flesh!" This album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf. No songs about money or love are floating in the ether. Just memories, echoes, foggy blurs, blip-blop goes the scope, heavy funk, dystopia-punk canons, long jams, bloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest. Human cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole. Spider-legs fuzz crawling in your brain. Lots of curse words for your mom. You've gotten the over-population blues, so let's have some art for art's sake. What else are you gonna do? Stare at the sky? Please... fifty carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets. Take a breath, you're going to need it. Take drugs, you're going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough. There's no fruit, buddy. You're at the bleak-peak. They will squeeze you till you're all squeezed out. Or fans of fried prog burn-out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings. If you don't like it then don't listen, bub. Back to the comments section with you! Easy over and out.

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Christian Burt
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy install
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2023+G20
Fits well. Made of plastic but very easy install.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026
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Mecha Drew
Draper, US
★★★★★ 1
I should have read all the other reviews ...
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2010-2013 E92, Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2010-2013 E92
I read all the bad reviews, but I gave it a shot anyways Tabs wont clip in place and fitment is slightly off.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
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Charles Sherin
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Worth it
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2006-2009 E92
For perfect and looks great
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Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2026
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Madison
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Very nice quality
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2019-2022 G20
I have a 2022 330i bmw and it fit perfectly! Looks just like photos online and delivered quick!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 27, 2025
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Nick
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 4
Good Item
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2002-2005 E46
Good cost to product ratio, but fitment is a little loose
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2026

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